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In today's Washington Post, Monica Hesse dismissed the news of Nevada Senator John Ensign's affair with a staffer as . . . not scandalous enough. A crisis management rep provided the money quote, characterizing Ensign as "really vanilla."
But despite the decidedly consensual, un-kinky, over-18, non-prostitutional nature of Ensign's affair, the scandal satisfies the one usual [...]

If the anonymous blog literature on the subject is to be believed, Washington, D.C.'s cat-calling culture is alive, unwell, and often institutionalized. Sometimes, it's also really fucking weird.
Pick-up line depository How You Doin? records a particularly creative District come-on today: