If the anonymous blog literature on the subject is to be believed, Washington, D.C.'s cat-calling culture is alive, unwell, and often institutionalized. Sometimes, it's also really fucking weird.
Pick-up line depository How You Doin? records a particularly creative District come-on today:

Last month, Virginia liberals were up in arms over the state's proposal to offer a "Choose Life" vanity plate option at the DMV. On March 30, Gov. Tim Kaine signed the plates into law.
Now, a new proposition would allow Florida drivers to choose Christ. Drivers could also choose Cross In Front of Stained Glass. When [...]

I know everyone thinks Rick Warren is offensive because he hates women and gay people, but I think he proved today that the true offensive trick up his sleeve is that he doesn't make any goddamned (apologies) sense. Did that invocation make sense to anyone else? I'm waiting on the full transcript, and I'm not [...]