Posts Tagged ‘Janet Napolitano’

Will We Live to See a Closeted Gay President?

Obama: Probably not actually gay, in this day and age.
Just a Girl in Short Shorts Talking About Whatever celebrates "A Very Gay President's Day" by reopening speculation on the sexual orientation of two 19th Century presidents–bad President James Buchanan and good President Abraham Lincoln. All this talk about Civil War era gay Presidents got me [...]

Step the Fuck Off the Napolitano

Hey, blogger Sascha Elise Cohen! I've just read your satirical op-ed for the Huffington Post asking Arizona Governor Janet Napolitano to be your "Valentine." My favorite part is where you do away with clever jokes crafted from legitimate criticisms to make fun of how you think she looks like a dyke. ha, ha, oh, you [...]

Not Today, Honey, My Hair Is Too Short

Jezebel has been collecting evidence lately of self-proclaimed "experts" (i.e., random dudes) who claim that women only cut their hair short to avoid sex. Let's hear it from the dudes:
Dr. Aline Zoldbrod, sex therapist, says, “If you cut your hair you might be making a statement that says, ‘I don’t want to be seen as [...]