Have you seen this boy?
Where have you been during all this, Weezy? T.I.'s here. Jay-Z's here. Young Jeezy' s here. Diddy's here. But whither Weezy? And don't say "I've been hustlin'"!
College Park City Councilmember Patrick Wojahn explained last night why this Historical Society-held affair earns the "Peoples" designation—the $100 price-tag is significantly cheaper than the week's other gay events. The crown jewel of the gay inaugural balls, the HRC's Tuesday-night "Out for Equality" fete, will feature performances by Melissa Etheridge, Cyndi Lauper, and Rufus Wainwright. [...]
Last night at the People's Inaugural LGBT Gayla, I spoke with Lori Sirtosky, an Indiana woman will be marching tomorrow in the inaugural parade with the Lesbian and Gay Band Association. Sirtosky, who was dressed to the nines to celebrate the occasion at last night's Historical Society event, said that tomorrow's celebrations will be all [...]
Town Tavern: The not-est ticket in town.
I just escaped from newly minted Town Tavern's "Bi-Costal 'Ball,'" a $125-per-ticket party that top-billed special guests from MTV's "The Hills." Whither Lauren, whither Brody, whither Audrina and Speidi? (At this point, I'd even take a JustinBobby). As if they'd be showing in this Adams Morgan den of defrosted-shrimp-appetizers [...]
I was just in the presence of someone who was speaking via cell phone to someone in the presence of Common. The person in the presence of Common was at E Street Cinema to catch a showing of Mickey Rourke comeback vehicle The Wrestler, relayed the person in my presence. The person in the presence [...]
Last night, I arrived at storied Georgetown swank job Cafe Milano in search of Hollywood movie star George Clooney (pictured). After sojourning to Dupont by bus, I transferred to a cab to complete the trip to Milano in the style of Hollywood movie stars such as George Clooney. Outside, a panorama of Washington, D.C. monuments [...]
Bad news for homosexual pig orgy enthusiasts—the homosexual pig orgy allegedly scheduled for this weekend at the for the Doubletree Hotel Washington—the only one of its kind—has been cancelled. According to Jake Jones, "Homosexual Evangelical Examiner" (pictured), the event, which was to be held yesterday evening at the 1515 Rhode Island Ave. NW hotel, succumbed [...]
Last night, a man boarded a 90 bus headed up U Street in the midst of an historic weekend for the city of Washington, D.C. "Wow, U Street's changed," the man remarked. "I haven't been on a bus in years. It's a beautiful thing, though. What do they call it? Gentrification or some shit?"
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"Hey, baby [...]
In a stunning reprise of last year's "possible cougar" sighting on the UMD campus, a man who may or may not be John "Cougar" Mellencamp was sighted at the National Portrait Gallery today. Is this man, who is not facing the camera and could in fact be anyone, the Cougar in the flesh? Twitter tweeter [...]
Local woman Anna Deleo confirms that former SNL "Weekend Update" anchor and World's Funniest Commercials: 2008 host Kevin Nealon was spotted downing pre-inaugural drinks at Dupont haunt Lucky Bar yesterday evening (pictured).
Deleo's full account of her Nealon experience follows. Remember to tweet your own celeb sightings to @TheSexist, or e-mail them to ahess@washcp.com!
The Kevin Nealon [...]
