Only days remain to secure a date to the inauguration. Fuck it, hit Craigslist.
* Do you want to see Jay-Z at love tonight? Get ready for some "affection and passion, for the feeling of that first kiss, tingles you feel from a certain touch, soft whispers that excite and move you, and intimate feelings that [...]
Non-explicit inauguration parade rehearsal photo preferable to Craigslist material
* If you're interested in attending this all-male inauguration-week orgy (no link due to explicit nature of attached photographs, which I just opened in the coffee shop from which I am writing this post), get ready to play to type. "Orgymaster is seeking Horny Military dudes, Leather [...]
* This woman not only requires an inauguration date—she requires an inauguration date with "a possibility of a relationship." If you're between the ages of 43 and 53, "will watch sports, movies and even read the paper" with her, and are "someone that can eat when they feel like it," inquire within. Poster also enjoys [...]
A 28-year-old man who identifies himself as a "conservative and a big fan of one of the greatest Presdident's ever, George W. Bush," is looking for a date to commiserate with while the rest of the District celebrates the inauguration of one of our worst Presdident's ever.
"For those of us who are not celebrating this [...]
Face it, you'd rather be here anyway.
* Finally! Spring chicken seeks date for inaugural ball. This 21-year-old man (boy, really!) will be in-town for the inauguration, and seeks "a girl around my age to go with."
* This inauguration ticket-seeker is offering up something a little more interesting than fine conversation and nice legs: Superbowl tickets. [...]
* Slate's XX Factor hashes it out over Rick Warren. Sara Mosley hates Warren, but admits that "engagement with the other side" sometimes "makes everyone a little unhappy and uncomfortable." Noreen Malone thinks Obama's "selling out." Hannah Rosin thinks this is all "liberal group think" that amounts to "pretending evangelicals don't exist"—and calls to let [...]
