* This 49-year-old local man would "love to have the pleasure of your company over weekend, Monday or Tuesday," ladies. Rest assured that this blond-haired, blue-eyed man about town "knows the dining and club/bar scene, museums, galleries, monuments, etc. pretty well." His "full-disclosure," however, requires bullet points:
- I do not have tickets to the inauguration [...]
* Not linking to this one because you can search for it if you really want to see some very naughty photos—this poster seeks in inauguration week orgy. "I'm gathering HORNY + HOT men interested in meeting for a sexy get together at a Hotel in NOVA," writes the poster. "Looking for 10-15+ guys, who [...]
Do you like luxury?
* This 22-year-old Midwestern woman [posting has been flagged for removal] enjoys the finer things in life—do you have them? "I’m a very outgoing intelligent, educated, attractive women who would enjoy a fun historic moment with someone," she writes. "I would like to go to places where that are high end and [...]
Remember when presidential inaugurations inspired hatred, not desperation?
Who’s looking for inauguration week tail romance this week? A round-up!
* When "35 year old white married guy" arrives in D.C. for the historic inauguration, he hopes that the date marks a personal milestone, too. "I am completely inexperienced in this but have wanted to be in various [...]
Not a photo of that man's penis.
Who's looking for inauguration week tail romance this week? A round-up!
* One 40-year-old visitor looking for a room to rent posted what looks like a perfectly reasonable ad, when viewed in your Google Reader: "Coming to the Inauguration. Looking for a room to rent close to the action. Must [...]
Through the seething pile of humanity known as "Craigslist," an attentive, refined Frisco journo who is "traveling to DC to cover the Inauguration in Jan" seeks a powerful, sassy, similarly refined lady to spend some time with. But there's so much more, ladies. Here are the dude's pertinent stats, in order of appearance:
FUNNY
witty
outgoing
engrossing
Jewish
Italian look
great Armani [...]
G. Keith Harris, the Centreville, Va., man I profiled earlier this month, is getting closer to finding a woman worthy of his extra inauguration ticket. To recap: Harris, CEO of his own government consulting firm, scored two tickets to the inauguration and the official balls, and is looking for a lovely lady with whom to [...]
1. Is This Man Your Ticket to the Inauguration?
2. Man Madness: Brookings Institution Vs. Georgetown University
3. The Morning After: Go G0y! Edition
4. The Manliest Workplace Competition
5. eHarmony Fail
Photo via trialsanderrors.
Kermit's got a ticket to the night's Smithsonian parties.
Haven't heard back from Eleanor about your tickets to the inauguration? No personal promises that Barack will hook you up with a couple ball passes? Fret not! Last week, The Sexist suggested you compete for the affections of someone with a golden ticket. Today, I present Plan [...]
1. Is This Man Your Ticket to the Inauguration?
2. Advice on How Not to Advise Women Not to Get Raped
3. Man Madness: Brookings Institution vs. Georgetown University
4. Man Madness: Heritage Foundation Vs. Howard University
5. Sean Avery's "Sloppy Seconds": A Pansy's Insult
Photo by trialsanderrors.
