Pictured: hair lessons learned from the Kentucky Bluegrass Ball.
1. New Adams Morgan Bar Loves the Ladies; Dudes, Not So Much, an examination of gender discrimination targeted against douchebags!
2. Rick Warren Don't Make No Sense, a nonsensical tired against Rick Warren's nonsensical invocation!
3. The Great Inaugural After-Party, dudes talking about beer and sex, for the President!
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Did the MSM leave Melissa in the dark?
The media's short-shrifting of gay inaugural events didn't stop at Rev. Gene Robinson's untelevised prayer at Sunday's Lincoln Memorial concert, says AMERICAblog's John Aravosis.
"There seemed to be a dearth of coverage about the gay and lesbian side of the inaugural festivities. Our readers reported that a number of [...]
Well, well, well. Look who's sitting pretty with an invite to the premier inaugural event for the region's black McDonald's operators. This baby—which promises to be an "intimate gathering—landed in my inbox just this morning. Somebody alert the Hamburgler, because these tickets are a steal!
Bad news, reproductive organ seekers—the epic Craigslist ad offering up a 27-year-old ovary in exchange for a ticket to an inaugural ball has been flagged for removal. Ovary-offerer Lisa anticipated that this might happen. “I’m a little surprised the post hasn’t been flagged for removal, seeing as it’s illegal to sell your organs,” she divulged [...]
An ovary for a ball: Fair trade, no? A 27-year-old Cleveland lawyer and Barack Obama enthusiast thinks so. On Tuesday, Lisa F. posted a Craigslist ad offering her ovary—and that of a friend—in exchange for two tickets to an inaugural ball. "We've exhausted all my legitimate means of finding a ticket by begging our campaign [...]
Kermit's got a ticket to the night's Smithsonian parties.
Haven't heard back from Eleanor about your tickets to the inauguration? No personal promises that Barack will hook you up with a couple ball passes? Fret not! Last week, The Sexist suggested you compete for the affections of someone with a golden ticket. Today, I present Plan [...]
On Nov. 22, G. Keith Harris posted a man seeking woman ad on Craigslist that read, "Please respond with pic and email and phone." The ad had no information about Harris, besides his age (35), city (Centreville), and photograph (smiling, in a suit).
Typically, an ad like this would disappear into the Internet ether of m4w [...]
