Still looking for that sexy Halloween costume? If you’ve been dreaming of dressing as former Alaska governor Sarah Palin, except naked and horny for other high-profile female politicians, you are so in luck!

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Return to Sender: Hustler Video Group’s “Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia Marcia!” an upcoming DVD porn spoof of the 1970s television program—and sequel to “Not the Bradys XXX.”

Promotional Material I’m Not Interested In [crossed out]: “’Not the Bradys XXX: Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!’ is a parody of the popular Brady Bunch television show. This sequel features Marcia doing anything and everything to meet pop idol Danny Jones. Things turn sticky when TeenPop Magazine informs Marcia’s parents that she sent the rock star a dirty letter and her panties in the mail. Marcia gets grounded and fears her life is ruined before Danny pays a visit to her school and comes to her rescue. Wild BJs, nasty pussy eating, multiple 3-ways and crazy banging make this one hell of a hilarious XXX spoof of the classic 1970s TV show.” Also includes full-size poster (bequeathed to City Paper staffer Mike Riggs).

Exhibit A: Not swayed by absurd qualifiers: “This movie gloriously brings back most of the original cast.”

Exhibit B: Ditto long-form character development: “The legend Ron Jeremy revisits the role of Sam the Butcher.”

I Rest My Case: You have been warned.

Well, a (non-sex) scene from Hustler’s forthcoming Sarah Palin porn spoof, Nailin’ Paylin, has been released. In addition to the veep candidate look alike—my esteemed colleague Mike Riggs reportedly said that Palin portrayer Lisa Anne looks just like Palin from the neck up—the scene features two Russian soldiers whose tank breaks down in front of Palin’s house, forcing them to enter the Governor’s mansion to ring up the Kremlin. The preview is safe for work, but includes some nasty CGI of a fiery Russian tank, a naughty Southern-Alaskan-British accent on Lisa Anne, and a generally demoralizing effect on all who watch it.

It’s not even funny! Hustler apparently has neither the time nor the inclination to pen spoofy double-entendres of Palin talking points (Not even a “lipstick on a dick”? It writes itself!)

So Palin turns into a hinterland  Daisy Duke and the Russians revert back to schoolyard funnies like “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put you and I together” and “Excuse me, but I think I dropped something: My jaw.”

Maybe because it’s “not” “really” “Sarah” “Palin,” right Hustler?

Whatever: