Posts Tagged ‘Huffington Post’

Huffington Post Continues Nipple Parade

On Tuesday, I wrote a post criticizing the Huffington Post for espousing progressivism in its political coverage while exploiting women in its entertainment pages.
I'm still waiting to hear back from HuffPo on how ritual public outings of women whose clothing accidentally slips a couple centimeters keys into their liberal political identity—though it looks like somebody [...]

Huffington Post: Liberal Politics, Sexist Entertainment

It's no secret that The Huffington Post fancies itself a left-leaning Web rag. Wikipedia describes Arianna Huffington's aggregatorial monster as "an American liberal news website." Conservapedia's definition, however, might be more helpful: "The site is an extreme mouthpiece for liberals," it reads. "The Huffington Post calls itself an internet newspaper of blogs, news and video [...]

Naked Wizard Tasered at Coachella

Naked Wizard Tased By Reality from Tracy Anderson on Vimeo.
Since Arthur Delaney has already produced the definitive narration of the Coachella tasered wizard video (above), I will take a page from the Huffington Post manual and aggregate his brilliant retelling here:
The police officers beg and plead for the man to put on his robes, but [...]

Americans May Resume Teabagging With Testicles Today

It's April 16, which means we can all resume teabagging by putting balls in our mouths instead of protesting taxes or whatever Republican dudes who are not secretly self-hating homosexuals did yesterday.
But oh, it was funny while it lasted. Let's relive the jokes, shall we?
Anderson Cooper: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."
Rachel Maddow and [...]

Why “Cougars” and “MILFs” Are Not Hot

If Natalie Portman were really young, bland, and hot, she'd be a MILF in the making
Last week, "Bonnie Fuller Media" founder Bonnie Fuller wrote an essay for the Huffington Post declaring, "It's official! Age is irrelevant... when it comes to women and beauty that is." Fuller then proceeds to write 700 words proving that age [...]

Daily Palin: Special Olympics Outrage Edition

Palin "shocked" at Obama Special Olympics bowling comment, returns money he had allocated for Alaskan special education.
PALIN RESPONDS to Barry Obama's quip that he bowls like he belongs in the Special Olympics.
"This was a degrading remark about our world's most precious and unique people, coming from the most powerful position in the world," said Palin, [...]

Daily Palin: Levi Johnston Maturity Watch Edition

Are you mature enough for this?
FINALLY, SOMEBODY MAKES SENSE: Levi Johnston, 19-year-old ex-fiancee of Bristol Palin, told Good Morning America that he's not yet mature enough to get married. "It’s just us not—me not—being mature enough,” he said. "We were in a fight. And trying to see if we can make things work. But [...]

Gay Sniper Video Corner

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This anti-gay marriage ad, targeting West Virginians, manages to both:
a) equate gay activists with deadly snipers out to murder a bubble-blowing hetero family, and
b) make marriage between a man and a woman seem like the creepiest shit you could possibly be involved in.
"One man. One woman. That's marriage," the narrator tells us, after explaining to [...]

The Morning After: Stay Outta My Womb Edition

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* In case you missed it, George H. W. Bush tells a really terrible joke about mean, ugly pro-choice ladies (above). Bill Clinton's response, though: Kinda funny [via Feministe].
* Tiger Beatdown offers a feminist critique of John Updike' classic short, "A & P."
* Who's the hottest Congressional Freshman? (My pick: Tom Perriello, 35, Democrat from [...]

Barack Obama Inauguration Draws Millions of People, Several Crazy People

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The Huffington Post points us to this video of members of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kansas protesting Obama's inauguration yesterday on Pennsylvania Ave. From HuffPo:
NomadsLand provides a nice video of the Westboro clan getting worked over by the more well-adjusted crowd and giving their typical bizarre answers to everything. I especially love [...]