Posts Tagged ‘House’
Calling All Strip Clubs
Boy, is it hard to get a stripper to take your phone call. I’ve called a lot of strip clubs in my day, and it’s always the same: You call. You get a grainy message listing off the names of the strippers you can see that evening. You’re told to call another number to get actual information on the club. That number is a fax machine.
But it doesn’t matter. Those grainy strip club messages, man—those are the whooooole reason I’m calling.
