Do you have "ideas and plans and goals"? Have you "so much to offer the world"? Are you a pretty lady (pictured)? Enter the 2009 Miss District of Columbia competition!

When will the time be right?
OKAY, NOT 2012: 2016 is Palin's number, says Palin biographer Lorenzo Benet, whose name delightfully continues to appear in my Google Alerts! Perhaps, one day, Lorenzo Benet, you will earn your own Google Alert in my RSS feed. Never give up on the dreams that I project upon you, Lorenzo [...]