Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’

The Morning After: Ex-Masturbator Edition

Hush. Grandma loves her "cute" elderly home, which is not overcome with the unspeakable stench of death.
* Spend Valentine's Day at "several cute DC, Arlington elderly homes!" helping the D.C. Young Republicans administer manicures to the elderly in their "Mani's for the Grannies" initiative. Sexist says, the grannies may be cute, the mani's may be [...]

Drama at the Office of the U.S. Global AIDS Coordinator

As President Obama prepared to assume office earlier this month, U.S. Global AIDS Coordinator Dr. Mark R. Dybul—a W. appointee—circulated a memo saying that the president-elect's transition team had asked him to stay on "temporarily." On Jan. 22, Dybul found out what "temporary" meant—a little under two weeks. Last week, the scene at Dybul's office [...]

Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand Gets a Promotion

Today, New York Governor David Paterson announced his pick to replace Hillary Clinton's seat in the U.S. Senate. Paterson tapped Congresswoman Kirsten Gillibrand, a 42-year-old from upstate New York who also appears to have stolen Hillary's haircut. Gillibrand will serve as the Junior Senator from the state until a special election is held in [...]

Do Some Feminists Not Want a Feminist President?

If we learned anything from Sarah Palin, it's that "woman" is not the same as "feminist," which is why the bitching over this Ms. magazine special inauguration cover (right) has become so obnoxious.
"It is time that we take back the term 'feminism' and restore its dignity and honor . . . maybe Ms. and the [...]

The Morning After: First Bling Edition

* Tim Dickinson for Rolling Stone on why Prop 8 failed. (Hint: It wasn't Mormon or black voters, but it might have been you).
* The Gay Recluse reports on the shielded statues in Union Station (photo above), indicates that behind the shield are uncircumcised Roman penises, calls it "the biggest scandal in the history of [...]

Hillary Clinton: Secretary of State

Duh. Here's what Obama had to say:
I have known Hillary Clinton as a friend, a colleague, a source of counsel, and as a campaign opponent. She possesses an extraordinary intelligence and toughness, and a remarkable work ethic. I am proud that she will be our next Secretary of State. She is an American of tremendous [...]

Blame Obama: Violence Against Women

Last week, local blogger—and Clinton-turned-Palin supporter—Lynette Long wrote about a startling encounter she and her friends had in a D.C. restaurant—a girls-night-out that ended in a floor-dragging, face-punching assault. Dubbing it "The War of the Sexes," Long detailed how she and her friends attempted to borrow an unused chair from a group of men. Story [...]

D.C.’s Manliest Workplace Competition

Introducing the Manliest Workplace Competition: In search of D.C.'s most male organization.
The American workplace's storied glass ceiling is in pretty bad shape. Female workers are on the fast track to conquering the upper echelons of all sectors of industry, including the nation's highest office. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton invoked the ceiling in her June [...]

Hillary Clinton For President Video Corner

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It begins innocently enough: "When we're at war with the A-rabs, we do not need a damn A-rab president," the woman explains. Then, the dudes drive up in the tractor holding a dog, smoking cigarettes, "woo"-ing, and generally carousing, and it all goes to Hell. Wait until the end for the resounding Clinton endorsement (via).