Posts Tagged ‘Hillary Clinton’

Explain the Hillary Clinton “Nutcracker” Joke

Wondering why anyone would buy the "Billary Clinton Kitchen Tool Combo Set," which includes a corkscrew in the likeness of Bill Clinton and a nutcracker made in the image of Hillary Clinton? Same!
"Novelty kitchen tool set includes Hillary Clinton nutcracker and Bill Clinton corkscrew," the product description on reads. "Corkscrew and nutcracker make a [...]

One Percent of People Think Elin Nordegren Woods is the Most Admired Woman In America

According to a new Gallup poll,  Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Barely. Clinton's runner-up, Sarah Palin, almost knocked the Secretary of State from the most-admired perch she's assumed 14 times. If you think that's sad, check out the also-rans:

Sarah Palin Supporters Talk Feminism

On Saturday, hundreds braved the first snow of the year outside BJ’s Wholesale Club in Fairfax to get a live glimpse at Sarah Palin, there to sign copies of her new memoir, Going Rogue. Having filed into the shopping center’s parking lot, the Palinites were sitting ducks for reporters with questions like this one: What [...]

Hillary Clinton: Barack Obama’s Saudi Wife?

On the Daily Beast this week, Tina Brown called out President Barack Obama for keeping Secretary of State Hillary Clinton "invisible" during Obama's recent whirlwind diplomacy tour of Earth.
Brown frames the piece—how else?—by a Middle-Eastern take on the "stuck in the kitchen" analogy:

Hillary Clinton Soliciting Journos’ “Hidden Desires”

Journalists invited to an afternoon NATO phone conference presser with Hillary Clinton and National Security Advisor Jim Jones yesterday were treated instead to a far sexier invitation. From the Washington Post:
But when we called the 800 number, a very alluring woman's voice intoned (click through for audio): "Do you have any hidden desires? Well, if [...]

Daily Palin: 2012 Obama Crushing Edition

Cruuuuush heeeer
IF SHE DID RUN, HE WOULD CRUSH HER, a new poll finds [PDF]. "A new national [Public Policy Polling] poll finds that nominating Palin could be a death wish for the party, with Barack Obama leading Palin 55-35 in a hypothetical contest. The key reason Palin would lose to Obama by so much is [...]

Bill O’Reilly’s Creepy Dirty Talk Recordings

Do you think he thought it sounded sexier in his head?
Alan Scherstuhl at the Village Voice has unearthed the audiobook recording of Bill O'Reilly's lost 1998 novel, Those Who Trespass. For the uninitiated, Scherstuhl provides some background on the thriller:
1998 novel about an O'Reilly-esque TV journalist who is trained by an Irish Republican Army terrorist [...]

When Search Engines Reinforce Gender Stereotypes

From tipster Mike Licht at Notions Capital comes this sexist Google correction:

My God. What could it all mean?

Daily Palin: A Very Sarah Daycare Edition

Welcome back to Daily Palin, in which we detail Sarah Palin’s refusal to go away—every day. The morning news from the Sarah Palin daycare center, below:

BE LIKE BRISTOL: Because they are sexist and/or simply completely inane, U.S. News and World Report asked readers who they'd rather have run their kids' daycare center: Michelle Obama, Sarah [...]

Sexist Beatdown: Michelle Obama’s Arms Edition

What do the First Lady's toned arms truly represent, for the future of America? How will J. Crew be remembered in presidential history? Do Joe Biden's teeth gleam when he makes love to Jill?
. . . And other burning questions—revealed!—in this edition of Sexist Beatdown, wherein Tiger Beatdown blogger Sady of NYC and yours truly [...]