Posts Tagged ‘Halloween’

The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: “Sexy Fat Arab” Edition

I've been searching down really terrible sexy Halloween costumes for almost two weeks now, you guys. I've endured sexualized Native Americans, skeletons, and breathalizer tests. I've been through the shit. But no costume has made me want to rip my own brains out more than this one:

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The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: “Sexy Skeleton” Edition

Every day until Oct. 31, I’m collecting another terrible “sexy” Halloween costume for your erotic cringing pleasure. Today's ill-advised holiday sex display really hurts me, you guys. I've been looking for a costume for a couple of weeks now. Last night, I caught Hocus Pocus at a friend's house, and got the idea to model [...]

The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: Sexy Male Edition

Andrew Sullivan crashed our servers this morning when he linked to our roundup of the baddest sexy Halloween costumes. The worst of the slutty holiday get-ups are generally reserved for the ladies. But surely, Sullivan deserves an awful sexy Halloween costume of his own, no? Thanks to 3Wishes.com, men don't have to settle for lame [...]

Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: The “Sexy Indian”

Every day until Halloween, I'm going to keep shelling out the worst “sexy” Halloween costumes on shelves this holiday season. Up next:

THE "SEXY INDIAN" COSTUME

Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: The Flasher

On Tuesday, I counted down the ten worst "sexy" Halloween costumes on shelves this holiday season. As it turns out, there are way more than ten offensive Halloween get-ups out there to satisfy all your pathetic costuming needs. So I'll be searing one more terrible sexy outfit into your brains every day until October 31. [...]

The 10 Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes

It's almost that time again: The one day of the year when women are allowed to express their true sexiness, and men are freed to dress like giant penis jokes. As Halloween approaches, costume manufacturers are struggling to produce new sexy/penis concepts to satisfy all the sexy/penis demands of sexy/penis-loving Americans. Sure, it's refreshing [...]

Palin Halloween Costume Watch

Sarah Palins spotted in the District on Friday night:

Happy Halloween From The Sexist

Self-promotional pumpkin, Mon., Oct. 27

Self-promotional pumpkin, Fri., Oct. 31

The Tale of the Missing Tyrannosaurus Rex

Eli Tillemann, 3, knows nothing about this. He does not know that the Target-brand Tyrannosaurus Rex costume (right) he chose after careful consultation with his parents never made it to his home. He does not know that the cardboard UPS box containing said costume was lifted from his doorstep by thieves early Monday morning. He [...]

Podcast: Five Minutes* You’ll Never Get Back

Welcome to another edition of “Five Minutes* You’ll Never Get Back,” wherein Mike Riggs and I delve ever deeper into the darkest corners of the other's soul as we review the week in sex, media, and politics (but mostly sex). Today, five minutes* gets spooky as Riggs and I hash out our deeply seated views [...]

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