* I really liked this Maureen Dowd column mocking the policing of Kagan's sexuality via a faux Joe Biden e-mail. Dowd as Biden:
Posts Tagged ‘George Clooney’
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As it turns out, all you have to do to get George Clooney's attention is steal one of his sweat-soaked gym towels and threaten to extract its flavor to market as a celeb-flavored vegetarian alternative. If you thought [...]
Okay, Cloon. First, you don't show at Milano. Then, you hit the Newseum without so much as a text message. Now, I have to learn from TMZ, of all places, that you've been coming to Washington to hang with Barack Obama? Ditch the loser, Clooney. My twin-sized second-hand Ikea mattress—luxuriously situated directly on the floor [...]
After refusing to show up at Georgetown's Cafe Milano during the one hour I spent there during inauguration weekend, George Clooney added insult to injury last night by waltzing right into our local Newseum and enjoying a leisurely panel discussion with his father, journalist Nick Clooney. What, no Evite? As far as I'm concerned, this [...]
Last night, I arrived at storied Georgetown swank job Cafe Milano in search of Hollywood movie star George Clooney (pictured). After sojourning to Dupont by bus, I transferred to a cab to complete the trip to Milano in the style of Hollywood movie stars such as George Clooney. Outside, a panorama of Washington, D.C. monuments [...]
In addition to my Sexist duties, I'll be covering the stars & bars on this long inauguration weekend. I'll be busy chasing after the Ritz's finest and Cafe Milano's worst starting tomorrow—party reports concerning cast members of MTV's The Hills are absolutely guaranteed—but I need your help! Catch Oprah re-living Obama and Fenty's Chili Bowl [...]