Posts Tagged ‘femininity’

The 5 Most Feminine Feminine Hygiene Products

If American capitalism has taught us anything, it's that women in their natural state are gross, dirty, and masculine, and in need of some good old feminization (buy our silky, pearly, pink shit!). And so, even products that are used in exactly the same way by both men and women—like deodorant and [...]

The Problem With Defending The Sacred Choice to Vajazzle

Following my post on vajazzling last week, I received several responses from commenters who were concerned that I was questioning a woman's sacred choice to vajazzle.

Rape Analogy: The “Walking in a Bad Neighborhood” Theory

Last week, several commenters on this blog suggested that wearing a short skirt is like walking alone in a bad neighborhood—it's an unsafe behavior that makes women more vulnerable to sexual assault. I live in a neighborhood that has been dismissed by some as a "bad neighborhood." So when I see comparisons to sexual assault [...]

Sexist Comments of the Week: Emasculated Dodge Charger Driver Edition

It seems as if my critique of last night's Superbowl ads struck a nerve with the most loyal fans of the Dodge Charger. These are their stories.

The Decade In Femininity

Now that we've exhausted the decade in masculine trends, it's time for us to take a look back at the aughts' many cultural incarnations of femininity. The versions of femininity that have been aggressively marketed to us over the past ten years, from "not that innocent" pop tarts to Sex & the City fashionistas to [...]

Women Will Never Be Happy at Christmas, Daily Mail Reports

The holiday season is upon us, which means that you are gradually sinking into a pit of hopeless despair, if you are a woman. According to the Daily Mail's steady holiday diet of personal essays detailing women's lack of holiday cheer, Christmas time can bring only embarrassment and ruin upon society's females. (To men and [...]

Dockers “Wear the Pants” Campaign: Khakis the New “Call of Manhood”

A reader sent in this full-page New York Times ad from Dockers' new campaign, "Wear The Pants." Apparently, the clothing company is attempting to re-cast khakis as a "call of manhood," man's three-ply cotton twill answer to the androgynous evils of our "genderless society." That's right: Khakis.

How To Make A Woman In Under An Hour

It takes Sterling, Va. cosmetics salesman Charles McWilliams under an hour in a Crystal City basement to turn into a woman. Beneath Freddie's Beach Bar, alongside the Kosher salt, lime juice, and nacho cheese, McWilliams sweats and smokes his way into Ophelia Bottoms, the drag persona he's perfected over the past decade.

Everything’s Bigger South of the Border

Mexico: Home to wonders of the ancient world. Behold: Mayan ruin Chichen Itza.

Laser light show nightly at seven.
Mexico is also home to wonders of the modern world. Observe: