Posts Tagged ‘erotic’
Boring Sex Shop Opens in Boring Alexandria
Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
A new sex shop has opened up on King Street in Old Town Alexandria, and ABC News is simply shocked!
“With its cobblestone streets and row houses, Old Town Alexandria, Va., is known for quaint colonial charm,” write reporters David Wright and Jenna Mucha, before immediately shattering their idyllic tableau: “The newest boutique on King Street, then, tends to stop people in their tracks. La Tache sells unique adult novelty items”—such as lingerie, lotions, and sex toys, oh my.
Lotion and cobblestone? It can never be!
The Great Mexican Cartoon Porn-Off Concludes!
While in Mexico over the weekend, I happened across a bargain bin full of over-the-border delicacies: Mexican porn comics selling at 8 pesos each. Behold: Thinking penises! Dialogue I do not quite understand! Women who look like they’re not wearing shirts even when they’re wearing shirts! This week, I review the copies I picked up. De nada, guys.
Previously: “Colegialas Ardientes,” reviewed; “Golosas del Sexo,”reviewed.
Title: “Historias Eroticas: Lujuriosos apretones ¡de CHICHES!”
["Erotic Histories: Lusters squeezing the BREASTS!"]
Distributor: “Seductora Sexual”
["Sexual Seducer"]
Plot: A married couple celebrates its eighth anniversary by doing it in the car. Then, the husband goes on a business trip, gets drunk with some lady, gets a boner, has sex with her. At some point, a gun is brandished and the lady passes out, but that part lost me.
