In "Buy A Prius, Get Laid," Ben Hoffman perfectly captures why people who buy hybrid cars are annoying. Namely: it's still a fucking car.

Uncovered in the tourist shops of the Yucatán: cartoon Mayans, glibly fucking each other afront the great architectural acheivement of their civilization, Chichen Itza, exquisitely rendered on a set of collectible shotglasses with the script, "Maya Sutra."
So, is this kitschy Mexican representation of the nation's native culture more or less offensive than one you might [...]