According to a new Gallup poll,  Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Barely. Clinton's runner-up, Sarah Palin, almost knocked the Secretary of State from the most-admired perch she's assumed 14 times. If you think that's sad, check out the also-rans:

Vox Populi, bless its heart, points us to the crowning achievement of Georgetown University's class of 2009: The "funbags" embroidered polo T-shirt ($21.99, detail shown above). The "College Polo" line is the brainchild of Georgetown graduates JP Medved and Anthony Sessa, who also considered it a good idea to embroider beer bottles, beer pong, and, [...]

Last week, Double X contributor Lauren Bans took a hard line on the term "douchebag." According to Bans' definition, "a douchebag is a very specific sub-segment of the asshole population . . . the douchebag label necessitates a middle-class or higher wealth level, a gross adherence to fratty mainstream tastes (think popped collars and bars [...]

Reddit user LinuxFreeOrDie is having girlfriend trouble. LinuxFreeOrDie posted a few comments on the Web site that his significant other just didn't understand. One comment suggested that another Reddit user name her new Chihuaha "beeyotch." Another suggeted that one of the "four things a woman needs to know" is "how to fuck like a whore." [...]

Last weekend, the Playboy Golf Scramble—an intriguing mash-up of hot chicks, balls, and douchebags—hit Virginia, and Metromix's John Griffith was there to bravely cover the event.
"Ninety local [douchebags] registered to compete on Friday for an invitation to the national semi-final round in Las Vegas," Griffith explained. "After that, the top [douches] will advance to the [...]

Douchebags have been getting laid for centuries; now, their victims are finally speaking out. On Sorry Mom, readers can submit anecdotes and photos (eyes obscured) in order to detail for posterity how they "bang the worst dudes" (I'm not sure why it's only dudes—there are plenty of lady douches to go around). Reading the tales [...]