The Huffington Post entertainment page has been conspicuously absent of female nipples lately. I think we've finally found the kryptonite to HuffPo's entertainment page sexism: The biggest, weirdest star in the world suddenly dropping dead.
Observe:

Pictured: Not Megan Fox's boobs

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Pin-up queen Bettie Page died of pneumonia yesterday in Los Angeles. She was 85 years old.