Your inauguration hook-up will never be as sexy as this artist's rendering.
In this batch of inaugural-obsessed Craigslisters, we find strange terminology and catty put-downs employed in the pursuit of the historic hook-up. Let's try to decipher today's postings, shall we?
* This 56-year-old, who is "in town for the most incredible event of my lifetime," is [...]

Rants scrawled on garage doors will not be considered.
Want to get into an inaugural ball, but not interested in this guy? Or this guy? How about these guys? No? That special lady looking to feast on inaugural spoils without playing arm candy to male unknowns can instead use her thinky parts to pen an essay [...]