Posts Tagged ‘Daily Palin’
Daily Pain: 24th Most Beautiful Lady Politician Edition
Stare into those 24th-most-beautiful eyes
NUMBER 24: The Daily Mail reports on a poll ranking the world’s most beautiful lady politicians. The poll was conducted by Spain’s ” 20 Minutos” newspaper, so, whatever. Peruvian congresswoman Luciana Leon is the most beautiful. Of the 54 women on the list, Palin currently ranks 24th, with 3,173 votes. At 61, Hillary Clinton is the oldest lady politician to make the list, coming in at 34th place with 2485 votes.
On the one hand, ranking the attractiveness of female politicians is extremely sexist. On the other, readers of “20 Minutos” are collectively aware of 54 female politicians internationally! That’s progress!
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Daily Palin: Sarah Vs. Blogger Edition
UT OH:Anchorage blogger Linda Kellen Biegel, who goes by the name Celtic Diva has filed an ethics complaint with the state’s Attorney General, alleging that Palin promoted First Dude Iron Dog sponsor “Arctic Cat Inc.” while representing the state of Alaska by covering herself in head-to-toe Arctic Cat gear at the start of this year’s snowmachine race.
Daily Palin: O’Reilly / Greta / Bristol 2012
Sweet bootlegged Bill O’Reilly camera action!
O’REILLY & GRETA & BRISTOL, OH MY! O’Reilly weighs in on the Bristol Palin / Levi Johnston fallout: MSNBC “incredibly viscious”; “disturbed individuals egged on by . . . the Air America on the radio.”
BONUS: Greta downplays O’Reilly’s characterization that she is “close to the Palin family,” sayinh, “The only way that I’ve met them is by interviewing them. I don’t socialize with them or spend a lot of time with them.”
Greta goes on to chastize journalists who are “gushing with glee” to her at the news; O’Reilly says, “nobody would do that to me.”
Daily Palin: Special Olympics Outrage Edition
Palin “shocked” at Obama Special Olympics bowling comment, returns money he had allocated for Alaskan special education.
PALIN RESPONDS to Barry Obama’s quip that he bowls like he belongs in the Special Olympics.
“This was a degrading remark about our world’s most precious and unique people, coming from the most powerful position in the world,” said Palin, whose son Trig has Down syndrome. “These athletes overcome more challenges, discrimination and adversity than most of us ever will.”
Kolan McConiughey, a 35-year-old Special Olympics bowler “who has bowled five perfect games since 2005,” was more forgiving: “He’s a cool guy. He’s an awesome President and he has a very nice wife.”
Daily Palin: 2012 Obama Crushing Edition
Cruuuuush heeeer
IF SHE DID RUN, HE WOULD CRUSH HER, a new poll finds [PDF]. “A new national [Public Policy Polling] poll finds that nominating Palin could be a death wish for the party, with Barack Obama leading Palin 55-35 in a hypothetical contest. The key reason Palin would lose to Obama by so much is that even though she might be the top choice for a certain segment of voters within her party, there’s also a number of Republicans who say they would vote for Obama if their party nominated Palin.” [via ThunderPig].
Daily Palin: Palin Porn Lives On Edition
PALIN PORN LIVES ON: The Fairfield Weekly reviews a local appearance by “Lisa Ann, famous in the adult-film world for portraying the Alaska governor in the spoof film Who’s Nailin Paylin: Adventures of a Hockey MILF.” And she ain’t nothing like the real thing:
The real-life Sarah Palin is a hot mother of five who shoots hoops as easily as a rifle and sports flag pins as easily as a beauty-pageant sash. . . . The porno Paylin, however, is just a blow-up doll. After 18 minutes of watching her drill-baby-drill routine, you’ve completely forgotten who she’s supposed to be channeling or why it was sexy.
Daily Palin: The Russian Sarah Palin Edition
CAN SARAH PALIN SEE THIS WOMAN FROM HER HOUSE? Some are hailing this leggy blond Livejournal blogger as the future “Russian Sarah Palin” (or at the very least, the Russian Ann Coulter). She’s 24, hates immigrants, and has been photographed “drunk, wrapped in a Cuban flag” (right). An excerpt from her blog:
“Думаю, заметку про меня в Дейли Мейл нужно как-нибудь откомментить. Поскольку журналисты иногда стесняются спрашивать и предпочитают додумывать:)”
Incendiary!
Her name is Maria Sergeyeva. Know it.
Daily Palin: Levi Johnston Maturity Watch Edition
Are you mature enough for this?
FINALLY, SOMEBODY MAKES SENSE: Levi Johnston, 19-year-old ex-fiancee of Bristol Palin, told Good Morning America that he’s not yet mature enough to get married. “It’s just us not—me not—being mature enough,” he said. “We were in a fight. And trying to see if we can make things work. But this is what it kind of ended up turning into. But we’ll see what happens.”
Johnston said he and Bristol broke up “about two months” after the birth of their son, Tripp. The two are open to reconciliation—when they’re more mature.
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Daily Palin: From Fiancé to Babydaddy Edition
What is with Vice Presidential candidates causing stirs over unwed mamas?
FINALLY: FIANCEE TURNS BABYDADDY, says Sharon Cobb, who thinks the whole blessed holy matrimony schtick Palin paraded the kids around for was just some racist bullshit to begin with:
Why is it that when a white teenage woman gets pregnant out of wedlock it’s a ‘blessed event’ and the father is the ‘fiancé,’ but a person of color is someone we think of as someone on welfare and the man is just the baby daddy? . . . Racism. Alive and sick in America. That’s the difference, and had the Obamas had an 18 year old daughter who was pregnant during the election, you know damn well the stereotypes would have run rampant.
Cobb ends her smack-down by sending Bristol some well-wishes: “Hopefully, her baby daddy former flame will participate as a father.”
Daily Palin: The Ballad of Bristol & Levi
Somehow, I think they’ll do all right without him.
LEVI ON THE BREAK-UP: Nineteen-year-old Levi Johnston is single, ladies! His coming out party was held in front of his Wasilla home and was attended by a horde of bloodthirsty reporters. He told the AP that the decision to end things with 18-year-old Bristol was mutual and decided “a while ago.” According to the AP, “He also said some details of the breakup, rumors of which had been swirling on the Internet, were inaccurate.”
