It's feast or famine over at the Gay Crime Log. The Sexist isn't sure what she did to anger the Gay Crime Gods, but for the past two weeks, her D.C. police crime report e-mails have been barren. Today, her inbox was blessed with a mammoth three weeks of anti-trans hate crimes, costly club hook-ups, and anti-Fred Phelps action.

DOUBLE MOTIVE. "On Sunday, March 15, 2009, at approximately 2 a.m., two adult male victims reported they were robbed at gunpoint by three suspects. During the robbery, one of the suspects referred to one of the victims using a homophobic epithet. The victims received minor injuries. The suspects were described as black males, in their early 20’s. Two of the suspects wore their hair in plaits."

YOU HAVE TO GO HOME, AND YOU CAN'T STAY HERE. "On Tuesday, March 17, 2009 at approximately 5 p.m., members of the Second District were dispatched to the area of Dupont Circle for a possible assault. Upon arrival, officers located an elderly male at the nearby bus stop. He was disoriented and possibly intoxicated. He was accompanied by another male, who advised he was attempting to get his friend home from the local bar. The two began to argue. The elderly male was transported home."

JAIL CELL PHONE. "On Wednesday, March 18, 2009, at approximately 11 p.m., members of the Fourth District were dispatched to the 7700 block of Georgia Avenue, N.W. for the call of an assault. Upon arrival, officers located the victim, a male-to-female Transgender individual, suffering minor injuries to her face and lip. According to the victim, she was in an argument with her former boyfriend, when he punched her a stole her cell phone."

THE COUPLE DETAINED TOGETHER ... "On Saturday, March 21, 2009 at approximately 10:30 p.m., members of the GLLU and Deaf and Hard of Hearing Unit (DHHU) responded to Gallaudet University for the report of a domestic assault. Investigation was unable to determine which individual was the initiator and/or aggressor and both males were arrested. Both received minor injuries."

HEAD CASE. On Sunday, March 22, 2009, at approximately 2:30 a.m., members of the Third District responded to Howard University Hospital for the report of a victim of a domestic assault. Upon arrival, offices located the adult male victim, who was suffering from a serious laceration to his head and possible concussion. According to the victim, he was assaulted by his boyfriend inside their shared residence near 4th and V Street, N.W.

CLUB CLUSTERFUCK. "On Sunday, March 22, 2009, at approximately 3 a.m., members of the First District were monitoring the closing of a club in the 1100 block of 8th Street, S.E., when they observed a large fight outside the club. Three adult males were arrested and all were treated for minor injuries."

IDLE THREAT. "On Tuesday, March 24, 2009, an attorney representing a local GLBT Rights organization contacted the GLLU to report possible hate/bias threats via the internet on an internet blog. A member of the GLLU and the Federal Bureau of Investigations responded to the organization and reviewed the postings with the attorney. It was determined no threats were made and the organization did not want to pursue any further action against the individual who posted the comments. Also at that meeting, the attorney made the GLLU aware of an employee at the organization being harassed via email by a known individual. Members of the GLLU will be investigating this complaint."

HOW ARE THREATS NOT "CRIMINAL ACTIVITY"? "On Thursday, March 26, 2009, at approximately 3 p.m., members of the Third District were dispatched to the Metro Station at 7th and S Streets, N.W. Upon arrival, the adult male caller advised officers he was threatened by several juveniles inside a nearby business and the caller believed he was going to be robbed. The caller also heard the juveniles using homophobic language outside the business. Although the juveniles were stopped and identified, it was determined no criminal activity occurred, so the incident was documented as a hate/bias related incident."

FUCKED AND ROBBED. "On Friday, March 27, 2009, at approximately 5:30 a.m., members of the Third District responded to a residence in the 600 block of Irving Street for a report of an armed burglary. According to the victim, an adult male, he met the suspect at a business located in the 3500 block of Georgia Avenue, N.W. and agreed to allow the suspect to return to his home to engage is sexual activity. When the two arrived at the victim’s residence, a dispute arose over payment and the victim demanded the suspect depart. The suspect returned to the residence, kicked in the door, and while armed with a knife, robbed the victim of U.S. currency. The suspect fled the scene prior to officer’s arrival. The victim was not injured. The suspect is described as a black male in his 30’s wearing all black clothing."

M I.S.O T. "On Friday, March 27, 2009, at approximately 4:30 p.m., a female caller paged the on-call member of the GLLU to complain about officers harassing a member of the Transgender community. According to the caller, officers had visited the Transgender individual’s home, which is located in the 5200 block of 3rd Street, N.W. on four occasions, in the attempt to locate the Transgender individual. According to the caller, the Transgender individual no longer resides at that address. This information was passed along to the Warrant Squad, as they were attempting to locate the individual pursuant to an arrest warrant."

SEX-NEGATIVE "On Saturday, March 28, 2009, at approximately 3:30 a.m., an adult male contacted the GLLU to report his ex-boyfriend was advertising as a male prostitute in Baltimore, MD, but not disclosing he is HIV positive. The information was forwarded to the Baltimore City Police Department’s Gay and Lesbian Liaison Officer for their investigation and follow-up."

GETTING SPECIFIC. "On Sunday, March 29, 2009, at about 8 p.m., an adult male victim responded to the Third District to report he had been the victim of a sexual assault. According to the victim, he met the suspect, an adult male, inside a bar in the 1500 block of 17th Street, N.W. After engaging in conversation, the victim and suspect walked to the victim’s apartment, which is located in the Logan Circle neighborhood. Once at the victim’s apartment, the two men engaged in consensual sexual activity, up to the point the victim refused to engage in specific sexual acts. The suspect then forced the victim to engage in the unwanted sex act. The victim was examined at a local hospital, but did not have serious injuries. This case is being investigated by members of the Metropolitan Police Department’s Sexual Assault Unit."

DISAPPEARING GUN. "On Monday, March 30, 2009, at approximately 2:30 a.m., members of the Sixth District responded to the call for a man with a gun in the area of 900 Division Ave, NE. Upon arriving on the scene, officers located the 9-1-1 caller, a male-to-female Transgender individual, who stated she was robbed by the suspect. No weapon was mentioned and the victim was not injured. The suspect, an adult male, was located and arrested. The case is being considered a potential hate/bias crime based upon the victim’s actual or perceived sexual orientation and/or gender identity, based upon comments made by the suspect at the time of the robbery."

BAD CONNECTION. "On Monday, March 30, 2009, at approximately 3 a.m., members of the Sixth District responded to an apartment in the 1700 block of Minnesota Avenue, N.E. for the report of threats. Upon arrival, the victim, a male-to-female Transgender individual, advised her boyfriend had threatened to kill her and pull the phone cord out of the wall when she attempted to call 9-1-1. The suspect was arrested later that day."

FUCK FRED PHELPS. "On Monday, March 30, 2009, members of the GLLU, working with members of the United States Secret Service Uniformed Division, United States Park Police and Metropolitan Police Department’s Intelligence Division, monitored a counter-protest of the Westboro Baptist Church. The demonstrators moved about the city, culminating their demonstration in the 1600 block of Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W. There were no incidents or arrests."

UNWANTED ADVERTISEMENT. "On Wednesday, April 1, 2009, at approximately 3 p.m., a citizen found a brochure on the windshield of her vehicle, which was parked in the 1800 block of Massachusetts Avenue, N.W. Handwritten on the brochure were homophobic, racist and anti-Semitic remarks."

DEEP LOVE. "On Thursday, April 2, 2009, at approximately 2:30 a.m., members of the Fourth District responded to the call for a stabbing inside a residence in the 5300 block of 8th Street, N.W. Upon arrival, the officers located the adult female victim suffering from a stab wound to her hands and arms. The victim was uncooperative and refused to provide officers with any information regarding who attacked her. A witness advised officers the victim was stabbed by her former girlfriend, but the witness did not know the suspect's identity. The victim refused medical attention."

POLICE ASSISTED BREAK-IN REQUESTED. "On Friday, April 3, 2009, at approximately 4:30 a.m., members of the Third District responded to a call for assistance at an apartment in the 1500 block of Ogden Street, N.W. Upon arrival, the officers were met by the caller, a male-to-female Transgender individual, who desired assistance getting back into her apartment. Further investigation revealed the caller did not live at that address and was heavily intoxicated. She was escorted from the building."

GUNS AND GROCERIES. "On Friday, April 3, 2009, at approximately 3 a.m., members of the Seventh District responded to a call for threats in the area of Good Hope Road, S.E. Once on the scene, officer located the victim, a juvenile male, who advised he was walking home from a nearby grocery store, when a male suspect began to call him homophobic names and threaten to shoot him. No weapon was displayed. Although the suspect had fled the scene prior to the officer's arrival, he was located later that night and arrested."

UNDERCOVER PROSTITUTE. "On Saturday, April 4, 2009, at approximately 3:30 a.m., a male contacted the GLLU's on-call member to report he had been the victim of a theft. According to the victim, who was visiting from New England and staying at a hotel in the 1500 block of New Hampshire Avenue, N.W., he met a black male online and invited him to his hotel room. Upon the departure of the guest, the victim realized he was missing a significant amount of U.S. currency from his wallet. The suspect is described as a black male, approximately 40 years old, 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, wearing blue jeans and a white sweatshirt."

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* On Sept. 27, Two men were nearly hit by a car when exiting a Logan Circle bar. When one of the men struck at the car with his hands, the driver exited the car and followed them on foot, yelling homophobic epithets at them, and finally heaving a brick in their direction (neither were hit). The suspect fled the scene but was arrested nearly a week later when spotted again by one of the victims.

* On Sept. 30, an underage boy reported being attacked by a group of five former schoolmates, also juvenile boys. The victim claimed the attack was motivated after one assailant heard that he and the victim "were rumored to be boyfriends."

* On Oct. 3, two men were verbally harassed and physically assaulted while walking on the C&O Canal. Two men approached the victims, attacked them with homophobic epithets, and struck one of the men in the face with a glass bottle. Both suspects were arrested.

* On Oct. 4, a verbal argument between ex-girlfriends escalated into one of the women assaulting the other. The suspect was arrested.

* On Oct. 6, a 79-year-old man reported being robbed and sexually abused inside his home by two male acquaintances.  The Sex Assault Investigations Unit is investigating.

Full crime log after the jump.

* On Saturday, Sept. 27, 2008 members of the Second District responded to an apartment in the 1500 block of 15th Street, N.W. for the call for an assault. Upon arrival on the scene, the two male victims advised officers they were walking from a local bar, which is located in the 1400 block of P Street, N.W. and crossing at 15th and P Street, N.W. As they crossed, a vehicle being operated by the suspect nearly struck them, causing one of the victims to strike the suspect’s vehicle with his hands. The suspect then exited his vehicle and followed the victims, while yelling homophobic epithets at them. The suspect picked up a brick and threw it in the direction of the victims, but did not strike either victim. The suspect fled the scene prior to police arrival. On Wednesday, Oct. 1, 2008, members of the Third District responded to the 1800 block of P Street, N.W. for a call from one of the victims, who had seen the suspect again. The suspect was located and arrested.

* On Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008 at approximately 10:15 p.m., members of the Sixth District responded to the area of the 5300 block of Clay Terrace, N.E. for the call for an assault. The male juvenile victim stated he was chased and attacked by a group of five black juvenile males, some of whom he recognized as former schoolmates. According to the victim, the attack was motivated by one of the attacker’s anger towards the victim after the two were rumored to be boyfriends.

* On Friday, Oct. 3, 2008, at approximately 3 a.m., two males were walking along the C&O Canal, near the 1100 block of 34th Street, N.W. The two victims were approached by two men and had a conversation, during which the suspects began to verbally attack the victims using homophobic epithets. At some point, one of the suspects struck one of the victims in the face with a glass bottle, causing minor injury. Members of the Second District responded and both suspects were located and arrested.

* On Saturday, Oct. 4, 2008 at approximately 5 p.m., Seventh District officers responded to a vehicle in the 2700 block of Harford Street, S.E. for the call for an assault. The investigation revealed the two women inside the vehicle were girlfriends for six months. The two began to argue and the suspect assaulted the victim. The suspect was arrested. Neither was seriously injured.

* On Saturday, Oct. 4, 2008 at approximately 11:30 p.m., members of the First District responded to an apartment in the 400 block of Massachusetts Avenue, N.W. for a dispute. Officers assisted the two residents, who have been life-partners for eight years, in resolving a dispute. Since no criminal allegations were made, the officers documented the incident and left the scene.

* On Sunday, Oct. 5, 2008, at approximately 6 a.m., Fifth District members responded to the call for an assault in the area of 10th Street and Michigan Avenue, N.E. Upon arrival, they located two males, who were both suffering from minor injuries. The investigation revealed the men were boyfriends for four months and had been engaged in a physical altercation after leaving a local club. Officers arrested the aggressor.

* On Monday, Oct. 6, 2008, in the early morning hours, a 79-year-old male contacted MPDC to report he had been the victim of a robbery and sexual abuse inside his residence in the 1200 block of 21st Street, N.W. According to the victim, he invited two male acquaintances into his apartment and subsequently was assaulted. The MPDC Sex Assault Investigations Unit is leading the investigation.