Posts Tagged ‘Craigslist’

Robo Dino Sex: A “Best of Craigslist” Interlude

From an inspired Vancouver woman: Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park – w4m
I am a very career-focused, attractive, 5'9, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I [...]

Inauguration Date Round-Up: Sex, Couches, and French Cuisine

As the inauguration nears, Craigslist has been a-flutter with the romantic overtures of dudes looking for inauguration ball arm-candy and other dudes looking for inauguration week couch-surfing-with-benefits. Your best bets:
* This man-seeking-man inauguration ticket offerer has a range of interests, including "hiking, backpacking, mountain biking, snowboarding, reading, writing, cooking, dining out, watching movies, dancing, exploring [...]

The Morning After: Don’t Recognize the Sound of My Own Voice Edition

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Well, hello, there. Sorry if things have been sparse here as of late. I awoke yesterday with peculiarly large lymph nodes and  inner ears that seem to have gone scuba diving without my permission. But I'm hopping off to one ye olde urgent care center cold & flu mill this morning, where a medical doctor [...]

The Morning After: Pro-Life Inauguration Leather Week Edition

* Something for everybody! While Barack Obama gets his inauguration on, D.C. will also play host to annual pro-life Roe v. Wade protest the March for Life and the Mid-Atlantic Leather Weekend.
* In case this inauguration date isn't up your alley: Check out the other dudes seeking dates on Craigslist.
* Via the Washington Blade: Lou [...]

Is This Man Your Ticket to the Inauguration?

On Nov. 22, G. Keith Harris posted a man seeking woman ad on Craigslist that read, "Please respond with pic and email and phone." The ad had no information about Harris, besides his age (35), city (Centreville), and photograph (smiling, in a suit).
Typically, an ad like this would disappear into the Internet ether of m4w [...]

How Bad Do You Want An Inauguration Rental?

Bad enough to pay with some "play time" with a 45-year-old, 188 pound, 5'9", "professional," "clean" dude who lives half an hour away from downtown D.C.? Inquire within.
Forget post-election sex. We're on to for-trade inauguration prostitution!

Electoral Dysfunction: In Search of Election Night Sex

Inflated Dreams: Election night led to hook-ups, hot air.
When Barack Obama became president-elect of the United States, Washingtonians made sure that eight years of Bush administration rule came to an appropriate end.
The anticipation for an Obama presidency began as a casual flirtation with his 2004 DNC speech, mounted with two years of election-season foreplay, and [...]

Craigslist Prostitutes Back On Street

Online listing mecca Craigslist and has reached an agreement with 40 states and the District of Columbia "to tame its notoriously unruly 'erotic services' listings," the New York Times reports. Craigslist, which has an extensive "personals" section—including the sex-specific "casual encounters"—often sees prostitutes and Johns listing for-pay services along with solicitations for unfunded hook-ups.

Desperate Measures

For the discerning online dater, picks from the Craigslist litter.
Missed Connections: Saw you on 17th St, then the Diner
A: Unreported
S: w4w
L: Dupont, Adams Morgan
First Impression: Group effort. " You: Short dark hair, black hoodie. Walking down the street with some guy. Us: Three brunettes. "
Fantasy Fulfillment: Better smoker than straight. " [...]

Desperate Measures

For the discerning online dater, daily picks from the Craigslist litter.
Strictly Platonic: Will you accompany me to a Viennese Waltz Ball in November?
A: 43
S: w4m
L: "Washington & vicinity"
First Impression: Only the finest Internet trolls need apply. "I'm looking for an experienced dancer to accompany me to an elegant ball in November."
In Search Of: A Clooney. [...]