* This 49-year-old local man would "love to have the pleasure of your company over weekend, Monday or Tuesday," ladies. Rest assured that this blond-haired, blue-eyed man about town "knows the dining and club/bar scene, museums, galleries, monuments, etc. pretty well." His "full-disclosure," however, requires bullet points:
- I do not have tickets to the inauguration [...]
Bad news, reproductive organ seekers—the epic Craigslist ad offering up a 27-year-old ovary in exchange for a ticket to an inaugural ball has been flagged for removal. Ovary-offerer Lisa anticipated that this might happen. “I’m a little surprised the post hasn’t been flagged for removal, seeing as it’s illegal to sell your organs,” she divulged [...]
* Not linking to this one because you can search for it if you really want to see some very naughty photos—this poster seeks in inauguration week orgy. "I'm gathering HORNY + HOT men interested in meeting for a sexy get together at a Hotel in NOVA," writes the poster. "Looking for 10-15+ guys, who [...]
Face it, you'd rather be here anyway.
* Finally! Spring chicken seeks date for inaugural ball. This 21-year-old man (boy, really!) will be in-town for the inauguration, and seeks "a girl around my age to go with."
* This inauguration ticket-seeker is offering up something a little more interesting than fine conversation and nice legs: Superbowl tickets. [...]
Your inauguration hook-up will never be as sexy as this artist's rendering.
In this batch of inaugural-obsessed Craigslisters, we find strange terminology and catty put-downs employed in the pursuit of the historic hook-up. Let's try to decipher today's postings, shall we?
* This 56-year-old, who is "in town for the most incredible event of my lifetime," is [...]
Do you like luxury?
* This 22-year-old Midwestern woman [posting has been flagged for removal] enjoys the finer things in life—do you have them? "I’m a very outgoing intelligent, educated, attractive women who would enjoy a fun historic moment with someone," she writes. "I would like to go to places where that are high end and [...]
Remember when presidential inaugurations inspired hatred, not desperation?
Who’s looking for inauguration week tail romance this week? A round-up!
* When "35 year old white married guy" arrives in D.C. for the historic inauguration, he hopes that the date marks a personal milestone, too. "I am completely inexperienced in this but have wanted to be in various [...]
Rants scrawled on garage doors will not be considered.
Want to get into an inaugural ball, but not interested in this guy? Or this guy? How about these guys? No? That special lady looking to feast on inaugural spoils without playing arm candy to male unknowns can instead use her thinky parts to pen an essay [...]
Not a photo of that man's penis.
Who's looking for inauguration week tail romance this week? A round-up!
* One 40-year-old visitor looking for a room to rent posted what looks like a perfectly reasonable ad, when viewed in your Google Reader: "Coming to the Inauguration. Looking for a room to rent close to the action. Must [...]
Through the seething pile of humanity known as "Craigslist," an attentive, refined Frisco journo who is "traveling to DC to cover the Inauguration in Jan" seeks a powerful, sassy, similarly refined lady to spend some time with. But there's so much more, ladies. Here are the dude's pertinent stats, in order of appearance:
FUNNY
witty
outgoing
engrossing
Jewish
Italian look
great Armani [...]
