Posts Tagged ‘cougar’

Sexist Beatdown: Rapist Cheetahs Edition

The "Cheetah," as you surely now know, is a variety of female human who is sexually aggressive, but too young to be labeled a "cougar." In other words, she is a pathetic and gross specimen of female who must be re-branded as a feline, lest she begin to suspect that desiring sex makes her, you [...]

Why “Cougars” and “MILFs” Are Not Hot

If Natalie Portman were really young, bland, and hot, she'd be a MILF in the making
Last week, "Bonnie Fuller Media" founder Bonnie Fuller wrote an essay for the Huffington Post declaring, "It's official! Age is irrelevant... when it comes to women and beauty that is." Fuller then proceeds to write 700 words proving that age [...]