In the two years I've written The Sexist, I've offended Catholics, sorority sisters, former homosexuals, Tucker Max fans, breast massagers, a child's sense of innocence, the Huffington Post, heterosexual men, librarians, and the producer of a novelty product designed to keep a man's balls dry when receiving oral sex. And all I got was this [...]
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Last spring, I discovered the CockBib, an oral sex accessory for men who want a dryer blowjob. "The whole idea for cockbibs came to me right after I was pleased orally and realized,'Damn, I can’t just fall asleep, I need to get up and wash my balls,'" the device's inventor explained on his Web site, [...]
A Hierarchy of Date-Rape Jams, a charticle that is totally invalidated if you hate Rod Stewart.
(How to Enginer A) Teen Sex Scandal!, for those of you clinging to your old media jobs
Who Can Make a Rape Joke?, but seriously folks.
My Body is Not Defined By Pregnancy, rather: tacos.
The Five Most Inappropriate Cock-Bib Phrases, and [...]
They came, they researched, they let us in on a "little secret". Now, "CockBibs," the first novelty item for keeping your genitals creepily dry, are officially available for sale. And the Inventor of the CockBib has reached out to the females to let them know that CockBibs are for us, too (and certainly not offensive [...]
Introducing the CockBib, "an adult novelty item for males designed to make clean up after oral sex a breeze!" According to the device's inventor:
The whole idea for cockbibs came to me right after I was pleased orally and realized, "Damn, I can't just fall asleep, I need to get up and wash my balls." I [...]