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Date Rape Anthem: Britney Spears' "Blur"
Relevant Lyrics:
Who are you? What'd we do, last night?
Hey, yeah, yeah
Who are you? What'd we do, last night?
Hey, yeah, yeah
Can't remember what I did last night
Maybe I shouldn't have given in
But I just couldn't fight
Hope I didn't but I think I might've
Everything, everything is still a blur
Why It's So Rapey: [...]

In honor of Britney Spears gracing the Verizon Center with her presence next March, and my undying love for her, even in her "Chaotic" days, and it being Friday, please join me as I drink in the fruits of Brit-Brit's rehab, and cross-my-fingers knock-on-wood never-washing-this-Mouseketeers-jersey-again hope that she's all better now. Come, let us pray:
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