The "Cheetah," as you surely now know, is a variety of female human who is sexually aggressive, but too young to be labeled a "cougar." In other words, she is a pathetic and gross specimen of female who must be re-branded as a feline, lest she begin to suspect that desiring sex makes her, you [...]

And we're back!
* Larry Craig's Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport bathroom stall isn't getting any more traffic from camera-toting tourists—or from anonymous sex-seekers.
* Tiger Beatdown has found your new female role model: In defense of Veronica Mars.
* The New Gay talks courtship tactics—are you a cheetah or a gazelle? In the straight scene, Michael writes, men [...]