Today, Tucker Carlson launched The Daily Caller, a Web site that has been hailed as the conservative answer to the Huffington Post. Given my peculiar obsessions with Arianna Huffington's left-leaning political tabloid, I had but one question for Carlson: Will there be nipples?
Megan Fox, everyone's least-favorite super-hot chick, gets the New York Times Magazine treatment this week. We all know Megan Fox as that hot sassy vixen who claims to be female-empowered (“I would eat Robert Pattinson”) as she poses in wet bikinis for men's magazines. And we know that that combination, uh, usually doesn't go over [...]
The Washington City Paper's second Best Of D.C. issue since 1987 hits newsstands today. Since this is our staff's second Best Of, we're honoring the District's second-bests in 2009. My picks—including "Second-Best Strip Club Excuse," "Second-Best Item of Clothing to Remove at a Gay Bar," and "Second-Best George Mason Personality" (pictured)—are after the jump.
Okay, Cloon. First, you don't show at Milano. Then, you hit the Newseum without so much as a text message. Now, I have to learn from TMZ, of all places, that you've been coming to Washington to hang with Barack Obama? Ditch the loser, Clooney. My twin-sized second-hand Ikea mattress—luxuriously situated directly on the floor [...]
COED Magazine has compiled a list of " all the hottest Twitter-using celebs." COED accompanies its list with hand-picked "best tweets" from its sharing celebrities. But before you decide to follow the every movement of these famous people, find out how horribly they'll really clog your feed: Below, the celebrities' most recent Twitter missives.
Twilight's Kristin [...]
Town Tavern: The not-est ticket in town.
I just escaped from newly minted Town Tavern's "Bi-Costal 'Ball,'" a $125-per-ticket party that top-billed special guests from MTV's "The Hills." Whither Lauren, whither Brody, whither Audrina and Speidi? (At this point, I'd even take a JustinBobby). As if they'd be showing in this Adams Morgan den of defrosted-shrimp-appetizers [...]
I was just in the presence of someone who was speaking via cell phone to someone in the presence of Common. The person in the presence of Common was at E Street Cinema to catch a showing of Mickey Rourke comeback vehicle The Wrestler, relayed the person in my presence. The person in the presence [...]
In a stunning reprise of last year's "possible cougar" sighting on the UMD campus, a man who may or may not be John "Cougar" Mellencamp was sighted at the National Portrait Gallery today. Is this man, who is not facing the camera and could in fact be anyone, the Cougar in the flesh? Twitter tweeter [...]
In addition to my Sexist duties, I'll be covering the stars & bars on this long inauguration weekend. I'll be busy chasing after the Ritz's finest and Cafe Milano's worst starting tomorrow—party reports concerning cast members of MTV's The Hills are absolutely guaranteed—but I need your help! Catch Oprah re-living Obama and Fenty's Chili Bowl [...]
