The father may, at the very last minute, change your newborn daughter's name from a perfectly lovely human name like "Ava Grace" to a horrifically awful life-bummer like, say, "Sarah McCain Palin."
"I took one for the cause," said the Elizabethton, Tenn. man who did just that, changing the name on his daughter's birth certificate without [...]

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It begins innocently enough: "When we're at war with the A-rabs, we do not need a damn A-rab president," the woman explains. Then, the dudes drive up in the tractor holding a dog, smoking cigarettes, "woo"-ing, and generally carousing, and it all goes to Hell. Wait until the end for the resounding Clinton endorsement (via).