Posts Tagged ‘balls’

Sexist Beatdown: Testicular Pseudonyms Edition

Here in ladyblogger land, my esteemed partner Sady Doyle of Tiger Beatdown and myself know all about the lady issues. But we are just positively pickled by all things manly. Pickled, I tell you! We cannot seem to winkingly referring to our female employees as "perky," successfully manage a bromance, or understand what it's like to [...]

CockBibs Reaches Out to the Ladies

They came, they researched, they let us in on a "little secret". Now, "CockBibs," the first novelty item for keeping your genitals creepily dry, are officially available for sale. And the Inventor of the CockBib has reached out to the females to let them know that CockBibs are for us, too (and certainly not offensive [...]

The Five Most Inappropriate Cock Bib Phrases

Introducing the CockBib, "an adult novelty item for males designed to make clean up after oral sex a breeze!" According to the device's inventor:
The whole idea for cockbibs came to me right after I was pleased orally and realized, "Damn, I can't just fall asleep, I need to get up and wash my balls." I [...]

Americans May Resume Teabagging With Testicles Today

It's April 16, which means we can all resume teabagging by putting balls in our mouths instead of protesting taxes or whatever Republican dudes who are not secretly self-hating homosexuals did yesterday.
But oh, it was funny while it lasted. Let's relive the jokes, shall we?
Anderson Cooper: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."
Rachel Maddow and [...]

Inauguration Date Round-Up: Sex, Couches, and French Cuisine

As the inauguration nears, Craigslist has been a-flutter with the romantic overtures of dudes looking for inauguration ball arm-candy and other dudes looking for inauguration week couch-surfing-with-benefits. Your best bets:
* This man-seeking-man inauguration ticket offerer has a range of interests, including "hiking, backpacking, mountain biking, snowboarding, reading, writing, cooking, dining out, watching movies, dancing, exploring [...]