The Worst Sexy Halloween Costumes: Sexy Male Edition

Amanda Hess — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 16:05:19 +0000

Andrew Sullivan crashed our servers this morning when he linked to our roundup of the baddest sexy Halloween costumes. The worst of the slutty holiday get-ups are generally reserved for the ladies. But surely, Sullivan deserves an awful sexy Halloween costume of his own, no? Thanks to 3Wishes.com, men don’t have to settle for lame penis joke costumes on Oct. 31: they, too, can join in the fun of inappropriate public erotica with the help of some greasy abs, a Chippendale bow-tie, and a whole lot of manpris.

First up: THE “SEXY FOOTBALL PLAYER”:

Ready, set, manpris!

THE “SEXY PIRATE” COSTUME:

Arg! Manpris!

THE “SEXY COP” COSTUME:

I love how they saved all the manpris costumes to the same male model. Work it!

THE “ANOTHER SEXY COP” OUTFIT:

I can tell by the two-day stubble and suggestive shoulder straps that this cop is meant to be sexy, but he’s not wearing manpris, so I’m not really buying it.

THE OBLIGATORY “SEXY RACIALLY INSENSITIVE COSTUME” [OK: "SEXY RACIST"]:

GAH. NO. (Buy one in every gender!)

THE “SEXY PENIS JOKE” COSTUME:

Equal parts gleaming muscles and dick joke, it’s the ultimate male Halloween costume!

Prop 8 Protest Roundup

Amanda Hess — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 12:56:38 +0000

As fires raged in Southern California, protesters around the world gathered to voice their opposition to California’s Prop 8.

* Flickr user Grant Gochnauer snaps this great sign from a Chicago protest (above).

* The L.A. Times details a 1992 Colorado battle against an anti-anti-discrimination amendment that suggests how the fight in California might proceed.

* Andrew Sullivan attends the Washington, D.C. Prop 8 protest. The Daily Dish has more scenes from protests around the world.

* Jezebel also collected Prop 8 protest photos from readers across the country.

* D.C. protest attendee Paula Brooks came angry and left hopeful.

* In pro-Prop 8 news: D.L. Hughley hits the radio to explain why he is “against the gay lifestyle.” He was a guest on the Tom Joyner Morning Show last week.

* Meanwhile, Michelle Malkin keeps her eye on Prop 8 protests to watch for “blacklisting, harassment, and intimidation” by protesters.

* Comedian Wanda Sykes came out of the closet for Prop 8 this weekend. And I love her!

* Tiger Beatdown sounds off on homophobia in Ohio.

Submit more Prop 8 protest news in the comments.

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