It's April 16, which means we can all resume teabagging by putting balls in our mouths instead of protesting taxes or whatever Republican dudes who are not secretly self-hating homosexuals did yesterday.
But oh, it was funny while it lasted. Let's relive the jokes, shall we?
Anderson Cooper: "It's hard to talk when you're teabagging."
Rachel Maddow and [...]

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