Posts Tagged ‘alcohol’
Date Rape Anthem: LMFAO’s “Shots”
I’m grateful to commenter DJ Ri-Mix, who offers up another date rape jam for our collection: “Shots” by LMFAO and featuring Lil Jon. This one is a doozy, ladies!
Date Rape Anthem: LMFAO’s “Shots,” an ode to repeatedly ingesting one-ounce doses of liquor. And cock-sucking!
The Ill-Advised Date Rape Anthem Drinking Game
What says summer like boozy, blacked-out, ambiguously consensual fucking? Boozy, blacked-out, ambiguously consensual fucking that clocks in at 28 minutes and three seconds!
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Real Women Vs. Fake Women: A Quiz
The other day, a friend of mine received a helpful pamphlet outside of the Metro entitled “Real Women vs. Fake Women.” This handy guide—which reveals which ladies in your life are authentic and which are fake, make-believe women—is excerpted from Allan Williams‘ book, God Don’t Like Fake People. In the book, Williams also tackles “real” and “fake” men. But more on that later—ladies first!
Women: Are you real, or are you fake? I’ve adapted Williams’ tips into a handy fifteen-question quiz. Find out after the jump!
Bacardi’s Massive Internet Fail
It would be difficult for any advertising campaign to convince me to drink a Bacardi Breezer anywhere—much less in a shopping mall. Unfortunately, Bacardi’s “Get An Ugly Girlfriend” campaign has managed to produce the same feeling of nausea in me, but without the 4 percent alcoholic buzz!
Lady Gaga Provides the “Drunk Girl” Perspective
When I first described Jamie Foxx’s “Blame It (On the Alcohol)” as a date rape jam, I lamented that the song didn’t allow Foxx’s female target on the dance floor any input into the situation. “But what about the woman in the song?” I asked. “Of course, no holla back joint has dropped from Foxx’s fictional honey, so we can’t tell what she’s really thinking.”
But I think I’ve found her! And she is Lady Gaga. In extreme boozin’ song “Just Dance,” Gaga declares:
“I’ve had a little bit too much, much.”
“Where are my keys? I lost my phone.”
“What’s going on on the floor?”
“I can’t see straight anymore.”
“What’s the name of this club?”
“How’d I turn my shirt inside out?”
Anyway, Lady Gaga is wasted. So what does she want to do now?:
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Date Rape Anthem: Asher Roth’s “I Love College”
Date Rape Anthem: Asher Roth’s “I Love College”
Relevant Lyrics:
I can’t tell you what I learned from school but
I could tell you a story or two, um
Yeah, of course I learned some rules
Like don’t pass out with your shoes on (get the sharpie)And don’t leave the house ’til the booze gone (no we’re not leaving)
And don’t have sex if she’s too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on (trust me)
Then tomorrow night find a new jawn
Why It’s So Rapey: On the surface, Roth’s love-letter to undergraduate debauchery condemns date rape (”don’t have sex if she’s too gone”). So why would this Village Voice detractor call the Morrisville, Pa. rapper’s first album “nothing more than a soundtrack for date rape”?
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Observe and Report’s Date Rape Apologism
Observe and Report, Seth Rogen’s new film, is a dark rom-com about a mall security guard in love with a beautiful, alcoholic flashing victim Brandi (played by Anna Faris). Rogen’s character unsuspectingly date-rapes Brandi after she downs several shots, pops some pills, vomits all over herself, and passes out. But it’s okay, because she actually wanted it.
The clip from the scene is at the 2:40 mark. Rogen’s take on date rape:
