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Boring Sex Shop Opens in Boring Alexandria
Nobody caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares
A new sex shop has opened up on King Street in Old Town Alexandria, and ABC News is simply shocked!
“With its cobblestone streets and row houses, Old Town Alexandria, Va., is known for quaint colonial charm,” write reporters David Wright and Jenna Mucha, before immediately shattering their idyllic tableau: “The newest boutique on King Street, then, tends to stop people in their tracks. La Tache sells unique adult novelty items”—such as lingerie, lotions, and sex toys, oh my.
Lotion and cobblestone? It can never be!
