For that last-minute New Years party trick punch: Megan at Jezebel instructs you how to tie a cherry stem with your tongue (easier blogged than done), and accompanies her tutorial with this vintage David Lynch gem: Aubrey O'Day performing the cherry trick in Twin Peaks.
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Little girls who recently pledged their abstinence until marriage: I've got bad news and I've got good news. The bad news is that some study just came out saying those pledges don't work. As it turns out, girls who pledge to stay chaste—even those who ensure their virginity through collectible tween-sized silvercrafts or ornate pre-prom [...]
You know what I like to think about when I masturbate? Former Eurythmics psych-synth mastermind Dave Stewart and his fade-tinted indoor sunglasses. Luckily, Dave Stewart has chosen to promote a new single you otherwise would never have heard of, much less actually hear, "Let's Do it Again," through custom-made Dave Stewart vibrators. They run from [...]
Through the seething pile of humanity known as "Craigslist," an attentive, refined Frisco journo who is "traveling to DC to cover the Inauguration in Jan" seeks a powerful, sassy, similarly refined lady to spend some time with. But there's so much more, ladies. Here are the dude's pertinent stats, in order of appearance:
FUNNY
witty
outgoing
engrossing
Jewish
Italian look
great Armani [...]
From an inspired Vancouver woman: Seeking a sexual tyrannosaur for a romp in the park – w4m
I am a very career-focused, attractive, 5'9, 120lb woman who is seeking a man who is willing to fulfill my ultimate sexual fantasy. I am an executive with a very successful corporation that keeps me very busy and I [...]
WaPo's Monica Hesse has published her list of the top viral videos of 2008. Making the cut are some industry standards—Tom Cruise and Scientology, Will.i.am and some presidential candidate, and (my personal favorite) Michael Cera and "drunk history."
Here's one I hadn't seen before—some " fierce, fierce dancing" by a spirited and scantily-clad fan of Beyonce's [...]
As the inauguration nears, Craigslist has been a-flutter with the romantic overtures of dudes looking for inauguration ball arm-candy and other dudes looking for inauguration week couch-surfing-with-benefits. Your best bets:
* This man-seeking-man inauguration ticket offerer has a range of interests, including "hiking, backpacking, mountain biking, snowboarding, reading, writing, cooking, dining out, watching movies, dancing, exploring [...]
Well folks, it's that time of the year again when I retire to my secret, undisclosed holiday-time punpkin'-pie sunshine bunker* for the remainder of the year. Things should get back on a regular schedule on December 29th, followed closely by another brief hiatus to allow for my first hangover of 2009. Until then, let's reflect.
I [...]
Women's Rights editor Jen Nedeau has selected her Top 10 Moments of Feminism in 2008. But do these moments truly represent feminist milestones, or are they, rather, just ten things that happened this year? I decide!
1. Electing President Barack Obama.
Feminist Milestone. Hawaiian beefcake president Barack Obama along with storied train enthusiast running mate Joe Biden, [...]
G. Keith Harris, the Centreville, Va., man I profiled earlier this month, is getting closer to finding a woman worthy of his extra inauguration ticket. To recap: Harris, CEO of his own government consulting firm, scored two tickets to the inauguration and the official balls, and is looking for a lovely lady with whom to [...]
