Until very recently, motorists traveling along Leesburg Pike in Falls Church and shoppers at MVC Late Night Video, a sex shop that sits on that road’s busiest stretch, were blissfully unaware of each other.
Thanks to thick black tint that darkened MVC’s large front windows, folks looking for the latest adult DVDs, magazines, and sex toys [...]
According to the States of Pleasure survey released this month by Trojan, as in the condom, Houston residents have the most sex of anyone in the nation's 10 largest metropolitan areas: 101 romps per year. Atlanta is second, at 88 (as reported here by a fellow Creative Loafing-owned alt-weekly). But you, District of Columbia, rank [...]
While my colleagues have been examining the economics of prostitution and perusing sex-shop wares – on your behalf, readers – I thought I'd turn my attention to something else: animal love. Or at least animal sex.
There’s been some of that going on at the National Zoo and its Virginia research facility, of course; the stork [...]
Carolyn Zolbe, marcher in the March for Life and Arlington resident, thinks this about President Barack Obama: "I think he's a child of God."
Zolbe's daughter, Grace Doherty, isn't quite as neutral in her assessment:
Many, many thousands of people have clustered on the Mall for the 36th Annual March for Life. If you're putting on a demonstration, you, of course, must have a theme. In this department, the March for Life, well, it could use a wordsmith or two. Here it is, taken straight from the March's Web site: [...]
How was your 2008 holiday season? Forever tainted by the binge-purge mentality of the skeleton of American consumerism which pressured you to simultaneously abandon luxuries and stimulate the economy, leaving your family members with a closet of home-bedazzled sweaters and books-on-tape from internationally acclaimed personal finance expert Suze Orman?
Haha, well, let's pretend it never happened. [...]
How did you spend your last day of 2008? Furiously racing to receive a blow job after spending the evening in da clurb with Steve Urkel? No? Well, Charles Barkley, who used to play basketball, probably ended the year in a more fantastical fashion than did you, reports the Associated Press.
Barkley was pulled over by [...]
Rants scrawled on garage doors will not be considered.
Want to get into an inaugural ball, but not interested in this guy? Or this guy? How about these guys? No? That special lady looking to feast on inaugural spoils without playing arm candy to male unknowns can instead use her thinky parts to pen an essay [...]
Not a photo of that man's penis.
Who's looking for inauguration week tail romance this week? A round-up!
* One 40-year-old visitor looking for a room to rent posted what looks like a perfectly reasonable ad, when viewed in your Google Reader: "Coming to the Inauguration. Looking for a room to rent close to the action. Must [...]
Last month, the leaders of local anti-hate crime initiative Gays and Lesbians Opposed to Violence (GLOV) called out Adrian Fenty for snubbing their request for a meeting about what they've characterized as acts of violence against D.C.'s gay community. This week, GLOV co-chair Chris Farris announced, and Metro Weekly reported, that Fenty will, in fact, [...]
