Archive for the ‘The Sexist’ Category

Sexist Beatdown: The Withered Genitals of Feminist Dating Edition

In this edition of Feminist Dream Phone Sexist Beatdown, Sady Doyle of Tiger Beatdown and I help all the hetero feminist ladies out there find a man! There's been some very Serious Feminist Literature written on the subject of Feminist Dating as of late, covering such important topics as establishing a feminist litmus test and [...]

Sexist Beatdown: Is Hook-Up Culture Eating Our Brains Edition

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This video is extremely confusing to me. I am old.
Hooking up: We know it's all the rage among kids these days! But for us Elderly Folk who are, like, three years out of college, questions remain.
For example: Sex is great and all, but wouldn't girls be happier if they consumed several meals paid for by [...]

The 10 Most Popular Sexist Posts of the Year: Semen, Nipple Slips, and Sarah Palin

This year on the Sexist, the pageviews accumulated like so many cats draped across my spinstery blogger frame. I'd like to take a minute to thank you all for clicking and commenting, even those of you who accidentally stumbled onto this blog while searching for porn. Especially you guys.
Below are the 10 most popular blog [...]

Nightclub Owner Makes Terrible Domestic Abuse Jokes, Donates Proceeds to Charity

JE Englebert, identifying himself as "a New York City nightclub owner," is auctioning off an outfit worn by Tiger Woods mistress Rachel Uchitel on Ebay. According to a press release, the outfit is a "VIP Hostess outfit" recovered from "one of his waitresses who want’s to keep anonymous whom worked with Rachel at TAO Las [...]

Sexy Meat Faces Frying Pan

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People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals may have a monopoly on sexualizing cuts of meat, but it takes a Czech surrealist artist to really romanticize steak. Because I am who I am, I can't help but analyze the traditional mating rituals (and the tragic ending) on display between two cuts of beef in [...]

The Week’s Most Popular Blog Posts: Tucker Max, Dan Brown, and (Other) Big Dicks

1. Tucker Max Fans Fight Rape With Racism, in which Photoshopping "grape drink" onto an anti-rape sign constitutes "brilliance"

2. False Rape Accusations and Rape Culture, in which rape is bad, rape accusations are bad—and attempting to prove that women are sluttier than men based on STD transmission rates is bad science, guy.

3. Tucker [...]

The Rapiest Quotes From “I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell”

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Last month, Tucker Max's cross-country movie premiere tour hit Raleigh, where students from the North Carolina State Women's Center were on hand to protest the screening. Max's people, predictably, had some anti-feminist fun with it, and posted the video online. In the video, Max sends out his minion to interview the protesters while masquerading as [...]

Amish Romance Novels Provide Stolen Kisses, But Not “Women’s Rights”

Meet the hottest new women's fiction subgenre: the Amish romance novel. Seeing as "the church has traditionally viewed fiction as distracting and deceitful," the Wall Street Journal reports, Amish romances are largely written by non-Amish women, for non-Amish women. These so-called "bonnet books," essentially, are romance novels for modern women who want to live vicariously [...]

FOX 5: Prostitutes “Too Gross To Describe,” Speak To

For two weeks, FOX 5 trained "secret cameras" on the intersection of 11th & K NW in an attempt to catch sex workers in the act. FOX 5's investigation revealed "ladies of the night hitting the streets in broad daylight." But while reporter Tisha Thompson's work included the requisite indignant neighbors, official police commentary, and [...]

Ghostface Killah “On Wife-ing Hoes”

Goddammit:

In the backwaters of Central Florida, they call this "making a woman honest." Or maybe it's "making an honest woman." Either way, Ghostface Killah is upsetting lots of people with this hip-hop interpretation of relationships, titled How To Be A Huge Dick.
What say y'all?
(Via the Awl)