Archive for the ‘man madness’ Category

Man Madness: Fire Department Vs. D.C. Police

La la la, the contest continues, see the full 64-workplace bracket here, D.C. government I've got my eye on you this week, all right are you ready let's go show me your men!

FIRE DEPARTMENT: Nothin' manlier than emptying your hose on some hot property, am I right ladies? OR AM I WRONG:

Man Madness: WASA Vs. Fenty’s Cabinet

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament marches on toward the halfway point this week (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). The D.C. government bracket slogs on today as the Water and Sewage Administration faces off against Fenty's finest. Sewage handlers versus the executive branch—a natural match-up, no?

WASA: So, "DCWASA is a multi-jurisdictional regional utility that [...]

Man Madness: D.C. Court of Appeals Vs. D.C. Public Library

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament continues this week as our local D.C. government institutions are placed beneath the gender microscope that is this continuing blog series! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, will the 8th-seed D.C. Public Library get Dewey Decimated by the one-seed D.C. Court of Appeals? Court is now in [...]

Man Madness: Federal Government Round-Up

Times they are a-changin' in the federal government, but manliness endures. Here are the results of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. competition's Fed bracket (See the full 64-workplace bracket here):

The Senate, weighing in with an impressive 100 percent manliness (55 out of 55 on the manly index, all men all the time everywhere), is the [...]

Man Madness Double-Header Special: FBI Vs. CIA

I just can't stop! I've got the madness! Let's sew up this bracket right now! FBI, CIA: Show me your men!

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION: My, how the tables have turned. Look who's on the other end of the interrogation table now, FBI! Do you have women working inside your workplace? We have ways of making [...]

Man Madness: House Vs. Senate

The Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition continues today in a match-up sure to be less painful than most acts of Congress! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, the Federal Government bracket heats up as our bicameral legislature goes mano-a-mano to determine final man dominance (until the new, possibly gender-compromised Congress is sworn in). [...]

Man Madness: Presidential Cabinet Vs. Federal Reserve

The Federal Government contest continues today in D.C.'s man madness tournament—the quest to find the D.C. institution with the most men in the highest positions. (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, Bushies face off against the Benjamins as  President Bush's cabinet takes on the Federal Reserve Board.

PRESIDENTIAL CABINET: Historical election, shmishtorical shmeshectshion! The United [...]

Man Madness: Supreme Court Vs. U.S. Postal Service

Welcome back to the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament. With the Culture bracket languishing in a statistical dead heat between the Washington Redskins and the Smithsonian Institution, it's time to turn our attentions to the granddaddy of all granddaddy employers: The Federal Government! (See the full 64-workplace bracket here).
Today, one-seed the Supreme Court takes on [...]

Man Madness: Culture Bracket Finale

Well, it's been a hell of a week in non-manliness. I hope we've all learned something about D.C. culture here, folks: It is, at best, marginally manly. So while the winner of the Culture bracket will have the satisfaction of besting his peers, he will almost certainly fall to the mighty Washington Times in the [...]

Man Madness: Studio Theatre Vs. Madame Tussauds

This week wraps up the Culture bracket in the Sexist's Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition. Today, we give the arbitrary calculation treatment to the Studio Theatre and the D.C. outfit of Madame Tussauds. Will the human impressionists of the threatre prove manlier than the wax dummies of the house of oddities? Find out!
STUDIO THEATRE: This [...]