Goddammit:
In the backwaters of Central Florida, they call this "making a woman honest." Or maybe it's "making an honest woman." Either way, Ghostface Killah is upsetting lots of people with this hip-hop interpretation of relationships, titled How To Be A Huge Dick.
What say y'all?
(Via the Awl)
Last week we narrowed down D.C.'s workplaces to the four manliest organizations in the District (okay, due to several close manly ties, it was really six). They are: conservative moonie news source The Washington Times; obscure U.S. representative body the Senate; a whole bunch of unionized dudes; and bald eagle/Ronald Reagan advocacy group Citizens United [...]
Well, folks, it's been a long, hard trudge up Man Mountain in this, the first-ever Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition. Mannishness was shunned! Femininity was ignored! And now,we've finally whittled our 64-workplace bracket down to eight crowned Captains of Industry who are proud to call themselves Men. Behold, the Emasculating Eight!
MEDIA: The Washington Times [...]
In this, OUR FINAL INSTALLMENT IN THE HISTORIC FIRST AND ONLY PROBABLY EVER MAN MADNESS TOURNAMENT, Citizens United takes on D.C. Vote (Relive the full manly bracket here!). Next week, we'll recap our standings, complete our tie-breakers between the winners, and reveal the manliest institution in D.C.—as well as the bracket filler-outer who most closely [...]
We're winding down the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Tournament this week with the District's most self-righteous employment sector—the advocacy groups! (Reminisce with the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today: Who's manlier, unborn advocates the American Life League or intrepid future sailors the Environmental Defense Fund? Let's find out!
AMERICAN LIFE LEAGUE: This Stafford, Va. nonprofit is "committed [...]
We're in the home stretch of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition. In this—our eighth and final bracket—D.C.'s advocacy groups compete for utter manliness. (Relive the madness with the full 64-workplace bracket here). Today, the American Conservative Union faces off against Helping Individual Prostitutes Survive (HIPS). Which of these do-gooders will reign supreme (as if [...]
Welcome to the final bracket of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. Competition! Well, well, it's sure been a wild ride, hasn't it, what with the whatsits in the Union bracket and the whosits in Government (Relive the glory of the full 64-workplace bracket here). This week: Advocacy groups compete for final D.C. do-man-ation!
Get it?
HUMAN RIGHTS [...]
Today, we recap the thinky bracket in our Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). It was a close contest—complete with stunning revelations of clandestine manliness—and Georgetown University came out on top with 54 out of 55 points on the manly index. Hoya Saxa! Unfortunately for the Bulldogs, this is [...]
Today wraps up the intellectual bracket of the Manliest Workplace in D.C. tournament (See the full 64-workplace bracket here). Right now: The Center for American Progress takes on American University. Which org puts the man in A(m)eric(an)? How much longer can I sustain strained wordplay on the term "man," "man"? Let's find out!
CENTER FOR AMERICAN [...]
Yesterday, we kicked off the Think Tank/Academia portion of our Manliest Workplace in D.C. contest with a hot contest between 1st seed the Heritage Foundation and 8th seed Howard University. The Heritage Foundation won handily with 48 points to Howard's 41. But it turns out there were even more men lurking in the Heritage Foundation's [...]
