According to Bossip, Lady GaGa (might) have a little penis and (supposedly) isn’t ashamed! If true, Good for her! According to the site, Lady GaGa “allegedly” said this in response to allegations that she’s intersexed:

It’s not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that I go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but I consider myself a female. It’s just a little bit of a penis and really doesn’t interfere much with my life. The reason I haven’t talked about it is that it’s not a big deal to me. Like come on. It’s not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. I have both a poon and a peener. Big f*cking deal.

Check out Bossip’s post for the video evidence that sparked Gaga’s release.

FOX aired its premier episode of More to Love last week, which one of my friends jokingly called The Fatchelor due to its blatant format-copying of The Bachelor.

The show’s premise: Take a well-off big guy (330 pounds) and have him date 20 big gals (ranging from just under 200 pounds to just under 300), narrow them down to one, and propose to her at the show’s end. The Bachelor/ette franchise revealed the full spectrum of thin contestants attracted to this kind of show–people who take their dignity lightly and “true love” way too seriously.

More to Love, which essentially pairs addicts with other addicts, presents a different kind of contestant participating in a very new and special kind of spectacle.
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Hey y’all: Mondays and Tuesdays are production days/nights for WCP, which means I’m loaded down with crazy shit.

Wednesday (tomorrow!)-Friday will feature more sex than you can handle (including an interview with my grandmother about getting it on in the nursing home).

In other words, if you leave now, you’ll miss dessert. And it’s blueberry pie a la mode. And I’ll spoon-feed it to you if you promise not to leave me.

See you tomorrow!

Goddammit:

In the backwaters of Central Florida, they call this “making a woman honest.” Or maybe it’s “making an honest woman.” Either way, Ghostface Killah is upsetting lots of people with this hip-hop interpretation of relationships, titled How To Be A Huge Dick.

What say y’all?

(Via the Awl)

I say yes.

They’re both southern: Comedian Tig Notaro was born in Mississippi. Indigo Girl Amy Ray was born in Georgia.

They do their hair the same way: It almost looks feathered, could just be cowlicks gone wild. Tig’s hair is shorter, but it’s nothing a few extensions and some mousse couldn’t take care of.

Lesbianism: Ray is a lesbian. Notaro played one on the Sarah Silverman Program.

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The young man behind the counter at Rollin Bikes looks happy to see a potential customer until I open my mouth and ask him about the movies. That’s when he sets down the part he’s examining and places his hands flat on the counter.

“Movies,” he parrots back to me without inflection.

I look from him to the other bike guy, who’s suddenly very interested in stripping the wheel in his hands. I introduce myself as a writer from the City Paper and ask him about the movies again.

“Ugh, god,” he says after he realizes I’m not only here for the movies, but I’m here to write about the movies. He cradles his face in his hands and mumbles something incoherent into his palms.

The shop is silent for a second.

“Yes,” the man finally says. “This is the bike shop with the porn in the back.”

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