The Sexist

Video Porn Store and Refrigerator for Sale

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Have you always wanted your very own pornographic video store, located in a strip-mall off the highway and marked only as "VIDEO"? How about if that porn store came with a fridge? From the Craigslist ad:

Adult video store 1200 Sq Ft with huge inventory, around 15000 movies in best condition. This store stay in best location and almost 15 years. A lot of parking space.

Income $106000

Net Incone $50000

. . . I sale this store because I must move to New York as son as posible.

The store, located at 11108 Lee Hwy in Fairfax, Va., is listed as "Goatar Inc." The owner is asking for $39,000—"or we can talk about it." Also available: Your very own porn fridge.  "Plus I have in my store two speakers and amplifier. Plus refrigerator. Call me if you interesting."

  • Lizrd

    Forget loans for law school! I'm moving to Fairfax!

  • Sam

    If you deduct 1000 Dollars for the fridge and the speakers, another 1000 Dollars for the rest of the inventory, like shelves, 37,000/15,000 values the net present value of each film at 2 Dollars 47 Cents. Is that a reasonable valuation today?

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