LOST Has A Mommy Track
ABC's LOST—spoiler alert!—is a television program set upon a mysterious tropical island marked by strange electromagnetic properties, hot-weather polar bears, smoke monsters, time travel, reincarnation, hippies, and nuclear experimentation. Somehow, though, gender relations on the island remain largely unaffected!
Claire’s most interesting story line was having a baby and a boyfriend. Sun’s most interesting storyline is having a husband and a baby. Kate’s most interesting story line is having two potential boyfriends, between whom she cannot choose, and also a baby eventually. Juliet’s most important storyline was that her boyfriend might have thought for 1.5 seconds about liking another girl so she had to fall down a mine shaft and explode three times on screen.
The trend continued in the series' penultimate episode. Guess what? It's job interview time on LOST! And when sleepy-eyed island guardian Jacob convenes the surviving members of his "candidate" pool he had chosen to replace him, he finally explains one of the enduring mystery of the series—why are all the surviving "candidates" totally guys?
Let's find out!
Jacob explains why he scribbled a bunch of names in a cave and then systematically crossed them out until he found the right person to take over his position—if he didn't, everybody ever would die! So anyway, at last count, the five remaining un-crossed-out candidates for the job of protecting the entire world from evil were James "Sawyer" Ford, Jack Shepard, Hugo "Hurley" Reyes, Sayid Jarrah, and either Sun or Jin Kwon (now we know that the candidate was almost certainly Jin—more on that in a second). Then, Sayid and the Kwons died, leaving an all-dude cast of Sawyer, Hurley, and Jack to duke it out.
So then Kate is like, "Why did you cross my name off the wall?"
And Jacob, to his credit, is franker than most biased interviewers! "Because you became a mother," he admitted. "It's just a line of chalk in the cave, the job is yours if you want it." That's right: Kate just got mommy-tracked! For the job of saving the world from evil by preventing a half-human-half-smoke entity from leaving this tropical island divorced from time. Funny how the laws of physics don't apply here, but gender roles are still holding steady.
And then Kate—who traveled back to polar bear island for the express purpose of not being a mommy anymore, and returning her accidental foster baby to biological mother Claire (long story)—is like, "oh, fuck."
Hey! Guess which of the remaining candidates was also a parent?
* Jin Kwon: Dad. Since Jin's wife Sun was a mother, we can assume that Jacob nixed her from the candidate pool as well, meaning that Jin was the Kwon still in the running. Sun had raised her daughter alone while Jin was lost in time for a while, so he had never even seen his only daughter; he had spent the last several years trying to find a way back to his family. Of course he would be interested in taking this thankless desert island job that would have alienate him from them forever!
* James "Sawyer" Ford: Dad. Back in the real world, Sawyer inseminated a woman he was attempting to swindle out of some money. Sawyer has also never met his progeny, daughter Clementine, but he did throw her some anonymous cash at some point. Awww.
* Jack Shepard: Daddy! When Kate and Jack left the island with Claire's baby, he took on fathering duties for the displaced kid. Then Jack grew a beard, got addicted to pills, and abandoned his foster child to go back on another zany island adventure. Sounds like a capable protector of all human life to me!
But none of them are mommies, so—hey—would they like a job?