The Sexist

Adorable Break, Ft. Orphan Sloth Babies

Meet the sloths from Amphibian Avenger on Vimeo.

I've never been much interested in making this a cute-babies-are-a-women's-issue type of blog, mostly because I don't really like babies. But after a long day of discussing public masturbators, child molesters, and hypersexualized 7-year-olds, I couldn't resist posting this adorable video of orphan sloth babies. Orphan sloth babies! They pair up and chew on both sides of a green bean—like cartoon dogs eating pasta! They hug stuffed animals—and then fall down! They stare blankly—in a cute way!

  • Tasha

    They just killed all my meanness for at least an hour

  • Eo

    you're not having one

  • Tasha

    You, Eo, have a cold cold heart......

  • chris

    I think I just died of joy a little bit.

  • Blooming Psycho

    *squeals like a twilight fangirl*
    They are adorable!

  • Joseph Hewitt

    This is one of the reasons why it's so sad that the megatherium went extinct. Their babies would have been five tons of solid cute.