I know this is a little late, and the idiot probably won't see it anyway, but...did it ever occur to that gay men think the same thing about you? They don't understand how a dude would want to "do that" to a lady, but they don't find it repulsive or actively try to deny your your basic human rights. Wanna know why? THEY DON'T THINK ABOUT IT.

Its your own damn fault that all you can see is SEXSEXSEX, and not all of the other wonderful, fulfilling ways in which humans can interact with each other.

I DONT HATE HOMOSEXUALS. I DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU THANGS FLAUNT THAT NASTYNESS NOR DO I UNDERSTAND WHY WOULD A MAN WANT TO DO THAT WITH ANOTHER MAN.

********************************************************

@former staffer SLIM THAT SHIT WAS WEAK AND SINCE ITS YOUR WEDDING DAY IMA LET IT SLIDE.

Noodlez- you self-hating, limp-dick basturd. Tell the truth- your wife wasn't mad at you because of the discussion, it was really your "performance" or lack there of. Your stupidity seems to be confusing you again. So you hate gays because of your fascination/disgust with male to male intercourse, then I would suggest you stop thinking about it so much. Better yet, return the videos.

IM TOTALLY AGAINST HOMOSEXUALITY AMONG MALES. MY WIFE TRIED TO CONVINENCE ME THROUGH A HEATED DISCUSSION ITS MORE ABOUT LOVE THAN THE ACTUAL ACT-(WHATEVER). TO ME ITS JUST NOT LOGICAL FOR TWO MEN TO BE THAT WAY.

IM NOT A RELIGIOUS ZEALOT. IM JUST A HOMEGROWN BROTHER WHO LOVES WOMEN AND CANT UNDERSTAND WHY A MAN CANT LOVE A WOMAN IN THAT WAY. I GUESS I NEVER WILL.

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE BITCH BURGER THING TO ME? WTF IS THAT?

The Westboro Baptist Church has been engaging in its ridiculous funeral protesting campaigns for years. Why do they do this? Above everything else, they are out there acting like idiots day after day because they get attention. They've become celebrities: they're the Idiot Sign-Carrying Protesters We Love To Hate. But they don't care that they look like fools to the rest of the world.

The scenario for the WBC can best be described as "cult mind control," though I don't want to get into the endless debate over "cults" and "mind control" here. Suffice to say, they've convinced themselves that they really are on a crusade against Satan and the Devil and his minions – namely, all of us who are out there laughing at them and pointing at them. Consider this from their perspective: if you honestly believed you were entering the realm of the Devil and his minions, would you expect them to do anything but taunt you, laugh at you, tell you you're a fool, and shout hateful things at you? Of course not: after all, this is the Devil we're talking about here. So when the WBC gets into news headlines, and onto TV news, and on blogs and Web sites and Wikipedia articles, they know they've scored a big victory because they've gotten what they really want: attention and notice.

What can we do about WBC and their lunacy? The best course of action is probably the hardest one to take: IGNORE THEM. When they come to your town, don't organize a big, loud counter-protest and out-shout them. Instead, simply ignore them. Walk by them, say "good morning," go on your way, and act as though they're not there. I have little doubt that after no more than half an hour of standing in the street, shouting at no one and receiving no attention at all, the Phelps clan will behave like the cowards they are. Namely, like last autumn's leaves, they will dry up and blow away.

Keep in mind they also are anti-Semitic (you could point out that Jesus was Jewish), anti-Catholic, anti-Swedish, and anti-Irish. You could have a field day with those.

Presumably there will be plenty of signs on hand saying 'God hates homophobes', or is that just too bloody obvious to even say on a sign?

1. Would you like fries with that burger?

2. Picture of Homer Simpson with the caption "mmm...burger!"

:)

In some ways you are right. They are attention whores who get off on being the center of attention. Perhaps they would like to be held in esteem, but being notorious will suffice. (They're like Marion Barry in that regard.) I say just enjoy it. They are rather ridiculous. Or hold a Phelps-a-Thon to raise money.

http://www.phelps-a-thon.com/

(I haven't held one. These people may e crooks.)

But I'm convinced that the only way they'd stop is if they simply had no impact, which is what counterprotests are. If a WBC protest happened in the woods and nobody cared, would it make a sound?

The second time they came by, they planned to set up in front of a high school, which was pretty egregious. I considered the legality of getting a couple hundred people to sit on the sidewalk, so Phelps' followers either had to protest elsewhere or physically interfere (which, as they do, would be instantly followed by arrests and lawsuits).

I'm standing next to a closet case.

2, 4, 6, 8 man on man is sexy great.

If god was real he'd hate fred phelps

Swim Baby Swim, oh sorry wrong Phelps.

That burger looks delicious

I hate when 12 dudes corrupt my only Son.

http://godhatesmixedfibers.com/

and figs.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3538/3360221228_244dcae3df.jpg