Real World D.C. Hook-Up Round-Up, Episode 4: Epic Boner Edition
5. ANDREW HAS HAD SEX 12 TIMES
The girls: "How many girls have you had sex with?"
Andrew: "Probably like 12."
The girls: "Has it ever been more than once?"
Andrew: "No."
The girls: "So you've had sex 12 times, ever?"
Andrew: "I don't think any girl has ever come away saying, 'I want to do that again.'"
4. ANDREW'S RAPE CARTOONS: IRRESISTIBLE TO WOMEN?
Josh on Andrew's (often sexual assault themed) cartooning: "Andrew has this 'art trap,' supposedly . . . I'm an artist too, so I know. There's just something about it that attracts a woman."
3. MIKE TELLS ASHLEY TO MASTURBATE ALREADY
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A house game of "Never Have I Ever" gets heated. Andrew's suggestion: "Never have I ever played with my vagina."
Ashley: "I haven't since I've been here. Obviously, I'd be in a better mood if I did."
Mike: "Please do it, then."
Ashley: "Fuck you, Mike."
2. ANDREW SUSTAINS AN ERECTION FOR AN ENTIRE EVENING
Andrew's date, Allie, agrees to the night-vision treatment. But not sex. A typical bedroom conversation between the pair:
Allie: "Babe, nothing, OK?"
Andrew: "Nothing?"
Allie: "I'm just a good girl. I don't do that . . . Let's go to sleep."
Andrew: "No."
Allie: "Don't hate me."
After two nights of attempting to push through the "no," Andrew reveals his frustrations to Emily:
Andrew: "She wouldn't have sex with me, though . . . I am so tired. I didn't get to sleep once. I just laid there, thinking about my boner. I was pissed."
Emily: "Did you hide it?"
Andrew: "No. I just kept poking her with it."
1. ANDREW IS CRUSHED
Allie breaks up with Andrew—via e-mail. The contents of the e-mail are unclear, but I'm betting it had something to do with Andrew non-consensually poking this girl with his boner all night.
Callie: "I don't think Andrew's bummed that Alison's gone. I think he's bummed that there went one more girl that he could have—possibly—had sex with."
2:06 pm
These kids seem so vapid and dumb. Tuned into the first episode, but opted not to watch anything further than that. I thought a DC season would've been cool, but it seems like the same old, same old from these past few RW seasons.
Had a DC season been done either in '92 when Clinton was running for office (the first season cast did get involved with voting and going to rallies, most of them wanting Jerry Brown in office) or even in '08 when Obama was running (it was in Brooklyn then and those kids got involved by voting and going to rallies), then the DC season could've been about something. Now all the show's about is hooking up, partying, getting drunk and fighting---all in the same episode.
9:16 am
I admit I'm not an artist, but who would be impressed by his cartoons? It doesn't look a thing like Chris Hansen.
And he couldn't just get up and jack off or something, if his boner was keeping him up?
He's making all us nerdy guys called Andrew look bad.
11:57 pm
Was that DC Socialite Kelli Ann Collins going home with Josh in tonight's episode???????
9:52 am
I like Andrew, but I'm concerned about his flirtations and fantasies with thing like rape and pedophilia.
After last night's episosde, I saw that he does have a rage inside of him which he camouflages well with his good natured silly boy persona. It came to the fore for a minute, but he was able to push it back down.
I must say though that Ashley is a drama queen and thinks the world has to pay for her coming from a dysfunctional background! BOOO-HOOO!! She doesn't have a copyright on dysfunction, and she is an opinionated
manipulative bitch who turns a mole hill into a mountain when people don't respond to her the way she thinks they should! They need to stop coddling her and apologizing to her, because that gives her power!
Back to Andy though...I think right now is a good time for him to seek and get some counseling regarding his inner rage, his views on women and his fantasies / flirtations with this rape / pedophillia thing before he starts to ACT ON THEM!! (-:
Just a word to the wise!