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Real World D.C. Hook-Up Round-Up, Episode 4: Epic Boner Edition

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In this week’s episode of the Real World D.C., cast member Andrew's dubious relationship with consent jumped from cartoon panel to bedroom; Mike wishes Ashley would play with her vagina; Andrew gets an all-night boner (Refresh yourself with the first, second, and third episode sex recaps here).

The top 10 sex-ish moments of the third episode, after the jump.

10. ANDREW POSITIONS HIS CROTCH NEXT TO THIS WOMAN'S CROTCH

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Andrew actually finds a woman who tells him that she "loves nerds!" He responds by aggressively making out with her . . . and then making out with her best friend in front of her. Busted. At least he got his creepy crotch action in early in the game.

9. MIKE CALLS ASHLEY A BITCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN

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8. ANDREW GETS SOME ADVICE FROM THE LADIES

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The women in the house join together to instruct Andrew how to pick up women. One golden rule: "No whispering in her ear creepily."

7. TY GETS REAL

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Realest moment of the episode: Ty tells Ashley, "I need you to trust me. I need you to take my hands right now."

6. ANDREW TOUCHES BRA

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When the women in the household announce they're "going to teach him how to one-handedly take off a bra," Andrew holds a real, live woman's brassiere in his hands. It takes him a few minutes to get it right-side up.

  • Golden Silence

    These kids seem so vapid and dumb. Tuned into the first episode, but opted not to watch anything further than that. I thought a DC season would've been cool, but it seems like the same old, same old from these past few RW seasons.

    Had a DC season been done either in '92 when Clinton was running for office (the first season cast did get involved with voting and going to rallies, most of them wanting Jerry Brown in office) or even in '08 when Obama was running (it was in Brooklyn then and those kids got involved by voting and going to rallies), then the DC season could've been about something. Now all the show's about is hooking up, partying, getting drunk and fighting---all in the same episode.

  • Broggly

    I admit I'm not an artist, but who would be impressed by his cartoons? It doesn't look a thing like Chris Hansen.
    And he couldn't just get up and jack off or something, if his boner was keeping him up?
    He's making all us nerdy guys called Andrew look bad.

  • DC Dude

    Was that DC Socialite Kelli Ann Collins going home with Josh in tonight's episode???????

  • Darius

    I like Andrew, but I'm concerned about his flirtations and fantasies with thing like rape and pedophilia.
    After last night's episosde, I saw that he does have a rage inside of him which he camouflages well with his good natured silly boy persona. It came to the fore for a minute, but he was able to push it back down.
    I must say though that Ashley is a drama queen and thinks the world has to pay for her coming from a dysfunctional background! BOOO-HOOO!! She doesn't have a copyright on dysfunction, and she is an opinionated
    manipulative bitch who turns a mole hill into a mountain when people don't respond to her the way she thinks they should! They need to stop coddling her and apologizing to her, because that gives her power!
    Back to Andy though...I think right now is a good time for him to seek and get some counseling regarding his inner rage, his views on women and his fantasies / flirtations with this rape / pedophillia thing before he starts to ACT ON THEM!! (-:
    Just a word to the wise!

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