Sexist Comments of the Week: When Dudes Won’t Wear Condoms Edition
Yesterday's post on a guy named “Dirty Jersey” who refused to strap one on sparked a more general discussion about guys who refuse to wear condoms. Then, commenter Shinobi chimed in with an area for further inquiry: "Hilarious reasons guys can’t wear a condom."
Shinobi kicks it off:
Can I get a WTF on college aged guys who bitch about wearing condoms? Not that I took a represenatative sample or anything……. but it happened a LOT. (Actually, after college too… again, not a representative sample.)
I think what college papers actually need is a column about how men who want to get laid need to have the testicular fortitude to wear a fucking condom, and in fact, provide said condom, and show a little fucking consideration for the girl and not make her practicly beg you to put it on.
Also, don’t take it off in the middle, because that’s fucked up and means you are a scumbag.
I think I needed to use the f word more in this comment.
Liss chimes in:
Super extra fail to the guy who told me that he “couldn’t” wear condoms because he was JUST TOO BIG for them! (Even though bigger guys than him had worn the exact same type of condom and gotten off just fine with them.)
So: Have you heard a hilarious reason why a guy won't wear a condom? Even better: Are you a guy with a hilarious justification for why you won't strap one on? Best: Are you a lady or guy with a hilarious justification for why you don't want your sex partner to condom up? Even bestest: Do you totally object to the idea that your reasons for not wearing a condom are, in fact, hilarious? File it in the comments.
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