The Sexist

Christmas Pile ‘O Dildos


Last week, just in time for the holidays, Mount Vernon Square resident Si Kailian stumbled upon an odd Christmas miracle: Free used dildo pile! In a post on Dec. 23, she wrote:

If anyone is walking by 6th & M NW please watch your step. someone dumped a pile of huge dildos on the corner and i ran over them with my bike! people are tripping on em... i called 311 and asked them to expedite removal of the dildo hazard.


The dildos—I count three—were discarded in a pile of cigarette cartons, empty bottles, and—is that a condom? Kailian, who emerged from the bike-dildo incident "unscathed," says she has an origin theory for the dildo pile. "The girls usually stroll 4th & L but they have been coming over to 6th & K," she wrote in an e-mail. "M is only [a] couple blocks away."

Photos courtesy of Si Kailian

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  • Dave

    Do I have too many letters in my name for this blog?

  • L’s Mama

    don't talk about me like that, without the Stroll you wouldn't have had xmas!!